Jonah
@jyonah.bsky.social
Yo. I'm the cool one in my picture. #SocialJustice #Software #SafeWordsQueerComedy
But why is Lilo the most uncanny part of the new live action Stitch movie?
April 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
But why is Lilo the most uncanny part of the new live action Stitch movie?
What can I say, when asked "What's your sign?" That pre-emptively ends the conversation? Apparently, "I hate astrology" is not it.
April 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What can I say, when asked "What's your sign?" That pre-emptively ends the conversation? Apparently, "I hate astrology" is not it.
We all understand the sky is actually chartreuse, right? Sometimes I feel like the blue joke has gotten out of hand.
#DefendScience #GreenSkySeenSky
#Southwest #SouthwestAirlines
#DefendScience #GreenSkySeenSky
#Southwest #SouthwestAirlines
March 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We all understand the sky is actually chartreuse, right? Sometimes I feel like the blue joke has gotten out of hand.
#DefendScience #GreenSkySeenSky
#Southwest #SouthwestAirlines
#DefendScience #GreenSkySeenSky
#Southwest #SouthwestAirlines
March 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
My Google Home Speaker: I was just practicing my beatboxing!
My Google Home Speaker: *proceeds to play a roughly ten second clip of a breathy low key beatboxer*
@wonderdave.bsky.social : ... Did YOU make it beatbox???
Absolutely Nobody:
My Google Home Speaker: I was just practicing my beatboxing!
My Google Home Speaker: *proceeds to play a roughly ten second clip of a breathy low key beatboxer*
@wonderdave.bsky.social : ... Did YOU make it beatbox???
February 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
My Google Home Speaker: I was just practicing my beatboxing!
My Google Home Speaker: *proceeds to play a roughly ten second clip of a breathy low key beatboxer*
@wonderdave.bsky.social : ... Did YOU make it beatbox???
Absolutely Nobody:
My Google Home Speaker: I was just practicing my beatboxing!
My Google Home Speaker: *proceeds to play a roughly ten second clip of a breathy low key beatboxer*
@wonderdave.bsky.social : ... Did YOU make it beatbox???
February 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
In #sf looking to #resist and experience #joy at the same time? Check out Castro Comedy Cabaret Sat
This month, we're collaborating w/ #LaughInColor to present an all black & queer lineup of comedy & comedic performance!
VIP & Pay What You Can Tickets Available.
www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc
This month, we're collaborating w/ #LaughInColor to present an all black & queer lineup of comedy & comedic performance!
VIP & Pay What You Can Tickets Available.
www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc
Castro Comedy Cabaret, Comedy Forward Queer Variety Show — Wonder Dave - Comedian, Writer, Performer & Swell Human
www.teamwonderdave.com
February 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
In #sf looking to #resist and experience #joy at the same time? Check out Castro Comedy Cabaret Sat
This month, we're collaborating w/ #LaughInColor to present an all black & queer lineup of comedy & comedic performance!
VIP & Pay What You Can Tickets Available.
www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc
This month, we're collaborating w/ #LaughInColor to present an all black & queer lineup of comedy & comedic performance!
VIP & Pay What You Can Tickets Available.
www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc
"Why must the world be such an ugly place?" - some random anime and not a quote about today
February 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Why must the world be such an ugly place?" - some random anime and not a quote about today
Shout out to the person in the crowd holding up a "here for Drew McIntyre's muscles" sign. #RoyalRumble
Shout out to the person in the crowd holding up a "here for Drew McIntyre's muscles" sign. #RoyalRumble
February 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Shout out to the person in the crowd holding up a "here for Drew McIntyre's muscles" sign. #RoyalRumble
It's the boys now. I have nothing interesting to contribute anymore beyond...
#RoyalRumble
Tagging @wonderdave.bsky.social for no reason at all
#gay
#RoyalRumble
Tagging @wonderdave.bsky.social for no reason at all
#gay
a cartoon of finn kissing a fox with the words now kiss
ALT: a cartoon of finn kissing a fox with the words now kiss
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February 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's the boys now. I have nothing interesting to contribute anymore beyond...
#RoyalRumble
Tagging @wonderdave.bsky.social for no reason at all
#gay
#RoyalRumble
Tagging @wonderdave.bsky.social for no reason at all
#gay
Reposted by Jonah
The federal minimum wage is still $7.25.
Eggs cost an average of $6.49/doz.
Millionaires and billionaires don’t care that most of you have to work for ~an hour of your life to afford a dozen eggs.
Stop idolizing them.
Eggs cost an average of $6.49/doz.
Millionaires and billionaires don’t care that most of you have to work for ~an hour of your life to afford a dozen eggs.
Stop idolizing them.
January 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The federal minimum wage is still $7.25.
Eggs cost an average of $6.49/doz.
Millionaires and billionaires don’t care that most of you have to work for ~an hour of your life to afford a dozen eggs.
Stop idolizing them.
Eggs cost an average of $6.49/doz.
Millionaires and billionaires don’t care that most of you have to work for ~an hour of your life to afford a dozen eggs.
Stop idolizing them.
Very nice of the #WWE to schedule the #RoyalRumble on @wonderdave.bsky.social 's birthday.
(Shh, don't tell him I told you)
(Shh, don't tell him I told you)
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Very nice of the #WWE to schedule the #RoyalRumble on @wonderdave.bsky.social 's birthday.
(Shh, don't tell him I told you)
(Shh, don't tell him I told you)
Developing a theory that most women in and out of the rink at the #WWE express an aesthetic that fits into one of two categories.
1. Sexy sexy strong
2. Aggressive sexy sharp edges
#royalrumble
1. Sexy sexy strong
2. Aggressive sexy sharp edges
#royalrumble
February 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Developing a theory that most women in and out of the rink at the #WWE express an aesthetic that fits into one of two categories.
1. Sexy sexy strong
2. Aggressive sexy sharp edges
#royalrumble
1. Sexy sexy strong
2. Aggressive sexy sharp edges
#royalrumble
Reposted by Jonah
I think every human's fitness goal regardless of gender should be to look like Bianca Belair. #RoyalRumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I think every human's fitness goal regardless of gender should be to look like Bianca Belair. #RoyalRumble
Trying really hard not to be this guy but I can't help but wonder: does the #womensroyalrumble pass the bechdel test? Technically so, I think, but at the same time, I feel like it shouldn't? #royalrumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trying really hard not to be this guy but I can't help but wonder: does the #womensroyalrumble pass the bechdel test? Technically so, I think, but at the same time, I feel like it shouldn't? #royalrumble
Maxine Dupree is bringing something to this quircky quagmire that I didn't know I needed. Can I describe what it is? No f*cking way.
#royalrumble
#royalrumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Maxine Dupree is bringing something to this quircky quagmire that I didn't know I needed. Can I describe what it is? No f*cking way.
#royalrumble
#royalrumble
Watching the #RoyalRumble with @wonderdave.bsky.social because he's a fan of that masculinity drag.
At least so far it's the #womensroyalrumble
At least so far it's the #womensroyalrumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Watching the #RoyalRumble with @wonderdave.bsky.social because he's a fan of that masculinity drag.
At least so far it's the #womensroyalrumble
At least so far it's the #womensroyalrumble
Dear Peacock. F*CK off with these pause panel ads. I shouldn't have to explain this.
December 21, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Dear Peacock. F*CK off with these pause panel ads. I shouldn't have to explain this.
Or Why BlueSky is the best one for you
Twitter (and Threads) Have Made a HUGE Mistake
YouTube video by hankschannel
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December 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Or Why BlueSky is the best one for you
Can politicians & non-profits please stop telling me not to despair? This country is officially a dystopia.
Evil is real.
Evil is real.
December 1, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Can politicians & non-profits please stop telling me not to despair? This country is officially a dystopia.
Evil is real.
Evil is real.
This article is about MEEEEEEE ( and like, @wonderdave.bsky.social I guess 😜 ) #SFComedy #QueerComedy #StandupComedy
brokeassstuart.com/2024/11/20/q...
brokeassstuart.com/2024/11/20/q...
Wonder Dave & Jonah Price: The Couple Championing Queer Comedy in SF
Jonah Price and Wonder Dave are a dynamic duo who run multiple comedy events in San Francisco, creating spaces where queer and other marginalized voices are uplifted and celebrated, and they are commi...
brokeassstuart.com
November 20, 2024 at 6:21 PM
This article is about MEEEEEEE ( and like, @wonderdave.bsky.social I guess 😜 ) #SFComedy #QueerComedy #StandupComedy
brokeassstuart.com/2024/11/20/q...
brokeassstuart.com/2024/11/20/q...
Reposted by Jonah
can't believe this still comes up, but this is your reminder that transgender access to public bathrooms does not cause safety issues (JAAPL 2018, Sexuality Research & Policy 2019). If anything, harassment and violence often go the other way.
November 19, 2024 at 8:26 PM
can't believe this still comes up, but this is your reminder that transgender access to public bathrooms does not cause safety issues (JAAPL 2018, Sexuality Research & Policy 2019). If anything, harassment and violence often go the other way.
Somewhere between making social media my career and now I stopped finding value in my thoughts... These days they look at the empty box I'm supposed to write into and wonder what I could possibly share that anybody would find valuable.
November 20, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Somewhere between making social media my career and now I stopped finding value in my thoughts... These days they look at the empty box I'm supposed to write into and wonder what I could possibly share that anybody would find valuable.