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Jonah
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Yo. I'm the cool one in my picture. #SocialJustice #Software #SafeWordsQueerComedy
Do we know why the marching has not started yet? #NoKings #SF
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
But why is Lilo the most uncanny part of the new live action Stitch movie?
April 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What can I say, when asked "What's your sign?" That pre-emptively ends the conversation? Apparently, "I hate astrology" is not it.
April 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We all understand the sky is actually chartreuse, right? Sometimes I feel like the blue joke has gotten out of hand.

#DefendScience #GreenSkySeenSky
#Southwest #SouthwestAirlines
March 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's beyond time to #ArrestThisPresident

...this should be trending
March 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Arrest Him Already. #resist
February 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:

My Google Home Speaker: I was just practicing my beatboxing!

My Google Home Speaker: *proceeds to play a roughly ten second clip of a breathy low key beatboxer*

@wonderdave.bsky.social : ... Did YOU make it beatbox???
February 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
February 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
In #sf looking to #resist and experience #joy at the same time? Check out Castro Comedy Cabaret Sat

This month, we're collaborating w/ #LaughInColor to present an all black & queer lineup of comedy & comedic performance!

VIP & Pay What You Can Tickets Available.

www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc
Castro Comedy Cabaret, Comedy Forward Queer Variety Show — Wonder Dave - Comedian, Writer, Performer & Swell Human
www.teamwonderdave.com
February 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"Why must the world be such an ugly place?" - some random anime and not a quote about today
February 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Shout out to the person in the crowd holding up a "here for Drew McIntyre's muscles" sign. #RoyalRumble
Shout out to the person in the crowd holding up a "here for Drew McIntyre's muscles" sign. #RoyalRumble
February 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It's the boys now. I have nothing interesting to contribute anymore beyond...

#RoyalRumble

Tagging @wonderdave.bsky.social for no reason at all

#gay
a cartoon of finn kissing a fox with the words now kiss
ALT: a cartoon of finn kissing a fox with the words now kiss
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February 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Reposted by Jonah
The federal minimum wage is still $7.25.
Eggs cost an average of $6.49/doz.

Millionaires and billionaires don’t care that most of you have to work for ~an hour of your life to afford a dozen eggs.

Stop idolizing them.
January 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Very nice of the #WWE to schedule the #RoyalRumble on @wonderdave.bsky.social 's birthday.

(Shh, don't tell him I told you)
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Developing a theory that most women in and out of the rink at the #WWE express an aesthetic that fits into one of two categories.

1. Sexy sexy strong
2. Aggressive sexy sharp edges

#royalrumble
February 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Reposted by Jonah
I think every human's fitness goal regardless of gender should be to look like Bianca Belair. #RoyalRumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Trying really hard not to be this guy but I can't help but wonder: does the #womensroyalrumble pass the bechdel test? Technically so, I think, but at the same time, I feel like it shouldn't? #royalrumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Maxine Dupree is bringing something to this quircky quagmire that I didn't know I needed. Can I describe what it is? No f*cking way.

#royalrumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Watching the #RoyalRumble with @wonderdave.bsky.social because he's a fan of that masculinity drag.

At least so far it's the #womensroyalrumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Dear Peacock. F*CK off with these pause panel ads. I shouldn't have to explain this.
December 21, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Or Why BlueSky is the best one for you
Twitter (and Threads) Have Made a HUGE Mistake
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December 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Can politicians & non-profits please stop telling me not to despair? This country is officially a dystopia.

Evil is real.
December 1, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by Jonah
can't believe this still comes up, but this is your reminder that transgender access to public bathrooms does not cause safety issues (JAAPL 2018, Sexuality Research & Policy 2019). If anything, harassment and violence often go the other way.
November 19, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Somewhere between making social media my career and now I stopped finding value in my thoughts... These days they look at the empty box I'm supposed to write into and wonder what I could possibly share that anybody would find valuable.
November 20, 2024 at 6:57 AM