Chad Patten
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Chad Patten
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Programmer, actor, husband, and father. Proud Democrat. Avalanche superfan.

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Any time you feel like the world is miserable, and you can’t take any more, just remind yourself that Gabe Landeskog is playing full-time hockey again. #GoAvsGo
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Man, massive fuckery from the refs to screw the Avs two games in a row! #GoAvsGo
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Taco’s!!! #GoAvsGo
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Fun fact: did you know crowding the counter doesn’t make your Starbucks order come up faster?
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Guarantee you 15 plays happened this game with a “hold” like that that didn’t get called. But all of a sudden OU makes progress against a Texas team that everyone crowned as the SEC champs pre-season, and the refs suddenly find their whistles…
October 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I am amazed at how thoroughly FanExpo Denver unlearned every single lesson that Denver Pop Culture Con learned.
July 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Before "local governments are powerless over police" spreads too much: no, they're not.

They may clash sometimes, and cops may arm-twist individual politicians, but local governments have *a lot* of sway over cops.

If they're not reining them in it's because they don't want to.
June 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Say what you will about Pete DeBoer, but he works the refs more effectively than any coach in the game.
May 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Taco’s!! #GoAvsGo
May 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Again, they're trying to take away our vaccines.

From the head of the FDA, a gross misrepresentation of the annual process of updating a proven vaccine to target new disease strains.

His plan would make it impossible to get seasonal flu and Covid shots, and of course he knows this.
April 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I do my work, partially, because I despise supremacist movements in my DNA and believe they are a threat to society at large. Despite this, I still think any Nazi that gets arrested deserves a fair trial. And that if they don’t, it’s a danger to the rest of us under the same system. See… not hard!
April 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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If the agent of an embittered KGB officer somehow won the US presidency and entered into the office bent on destroying the USA in its national influence, network of alliances, and the American people’s quality of life, what would he be doing differently?
April 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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He’s tanking the economy, destroying our standing in the world, depriving women and LGBTQ communities of their fundamental rights, attacking the environment, disappearing legal immigrants, gutting Veteran’s benefits and Social Security. And he’s making you pay for his golf trips while he’s at it.
April 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s gonna be a loooong #Rockies season… 🙄
March 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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It's always a good day to remember that literally every Confederate general was literally a traitor.
March 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
March 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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2020: attacks on “BLM”
2022: attacks on “CRT”
2024: attacks on “woke”
2025: attacks on “DEI”

BLACK.

THEY MEAN BLACK.
March 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Future Guests Of Gavin Newsom’s Podcast:

- Jordan Peterson on feminism.
- Mel Gibson on Judaism.
- Elizabeth Holmes on medical ethics.
- Roman Polanski on children’s safety.
- David Duke on civil rights.
- Megyn Kelly on journalistic integrity.
- Dick Cheney on anti-imperialism.

Can’t wait, wow!😱
March 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
March 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.

Let that sink in.
February 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Something that’s very clear is that Trump is old and checked out. He wants to play the role of president but has zero interest in doing the job and is happy to outsource the real work to Musk, Vought and a crew of feral zealots.
February 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.
February 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I genuinely don’t understand how someone can be this big a self-professed Trekkie and be not just indifferent, but callously hostile to the problem of police brutality.
February 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM