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Jonas Wisser
@jwisser.bsky.social
Pittsburgher. Solutions Engineer @ Heap. Oberlin College alum. Scifi/fantasy enjoyer. Troubleshooter and walking edge case.

This is a placeholder account. Find the real me over at https://wandering.shop/@jwisser.
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Hey folks! I’m not very active on this account. Instead I have bridged my Mastodon account to the Bskyverse. Follow me here:

@jwisser.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy

And please follow @ap.brid.gy if you’d like me to see your interactions (likes, replies, etc.). Thanks! 🙏
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It's been a long month this week
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Hingehenge
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Never thought I'd be taking the side of a former host of The Man Show, but 2025 has been extra fucked that way.
September 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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“mark zuckerberg wants to pay ai engineers a billion dollars? what is happening???” a bubble. a bubble is happening. this is bubble activity, this is classic bubble shit. you’d have to be stupid to not recognize this as a bubble. it’s just a bubble. we can all tell it’s a bubble
July 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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i ❤️ pittsburgh
July 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Pssst, I think you meant 2083 fathoms. But that's still a heck of a long way down!

(Definitely worth a click through on this thread.)

bsky.app/profile/mary...
Because the Titanic is 3,800m (12,500ft, or 20,833 fathoms) deep, so it's a LOT harder to get at!
April 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
this is another test post for tapestry
March 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
this is a test post for tapestry
March 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Reminder that if you're following me on Bluesky at this account, you should instead be following @jwisser.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy so we can interact.
February 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Fellow tech workers, this is coming from a place of love: Unionize, you fucking idiots.

I would, but I legally can't because I'm a one person company and also because I run it.
Another reason why Big Tech are laying people off with impunity - they know that federal protection for workers are being ripped off. Big Tech folks, you are writing your own demise if you think capital gains tax is worse than worker protections in the age of AI
February 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
@niminightmare.bsky.social Thanks for a wonderful debut! Can you follow @ap.brid.gy so people on Mastodon can follow you from there? Thank you! 💚
January 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hey folks! I’m not very active on this account. Instead I have bridged my Mastodon account to the Bskyverse. Follow me here:

@jwisser.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy

And please follow @ap.brid.gy if you’d like me to see your interactions (likes, replies, etc.). Thanks! 🙏
January 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hey friends! I'd take it as a kindness if you'd follow @ap.brid.gy to bridge your account to the Fediverse so I can follow you from my Mastodon account. You can read more here (fed.brid.gy/docs), but the short and sweet of it is that we can interact even though you're over here and I'm over there. 💜
Bridgy Fed
fed.brid.gy
November 19, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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Many moons ago, I created and voiced a follower mod called Lucien Flavius for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. He's a cheerful and musical scholarly companion who learns from you as you adventure together. More updates coming soon! www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecia... #TheElderScrolls #Skyrim
November 8, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Hi. I'm exactly here enough to prevent anyone else from squatting this account. I prefer Mastodon, so you can find me over at https://wandering.shop/@jwisser.
August 11, 2023 at 1:27 AM