I’m just glad you’re here and I don’t give a shit if we had nine beers last weekend - that tea is bomb as hell and I always have a giant mason jar of it on hand AND get hyped when people want it because it’s my favorite. I am equally happy to make you a martini or this sick NA shrub thing I’m into!

bonus points if a man ever told you you had an “old soul”

I will never forget taking over an overnight video edit where a coworker had pre-rendered, then deleted, a video called something akin to “[client]_pre_V4_final_FUCKTHISSHITIHATEITHERE.mov”

did I catch this missing asset problem prior to the client sitting behind my 55” monitor, I didn’t, thanks

you are going in the garbage where trash belongs