Jen Watson
@jwatson.bsky.social
I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
you are going in the garbage where trash belongs
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
you are going in the garbage where trash belongs
sleep tight little train I love you it’s time to rest you did so good
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
sleep tight little train I love you it’s time to rest you did so good
My “secret” Greek lemon potatoes:
- 2 lbs waxy potatoes, mandolined
- 1/3c olive oil
- 1/3c fresh lemon juice
- 2T dried oregano
- 2T salt
Layer in a pan, cover with foil, 30 minutes at 450. Uncover for another 30ish until browned to your delight. These potatoes are so good they’ve caused FIGHTS.
- 2 lbs waxy potatoes, mandolined
- 1/3c olive oil
- 1/3c fresh lemon juice
- 2T dried oregano
- 2T salt
Layer in a pan, cover with foil, 30 minutes at 450. Uncover for another 30ish until browned to your delight. These potatoes are so good they’ve caused FIGHTS.
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My “secret” Greek lemon potatoes:
- 2 lbs waxy potatoes, mandolined
- 1/3c olive oil
- 1/3c fresh lemon juice
- 2T dried oregano
- 2T salt
Layer in a pan, cover with foil, 30 minutes at 450. Uncover for another 30ish until browned to your delight. These potatoes are so good they’ve caused FIGHTS.
- 2 lbs waxy potatoes, mandolined
- 1/3c olive oil
- 1/3c fresh lemon juice
- 2T dried oregano
- 2T salt
Layer in a pan, cover with foil, 30 minutes at 450. Uncover for another 30ish until browned to your delight. These potatoes are so good they’ve caused FIGHTS.
ha ha is jen making a funny joke SHE ISN’T
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
ha ha is jen making a funny joke SHE ISN’T
things are going super normal down at my shared commercial kitchen
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
things are going super normal down at my shared commercial kitchen
My 87-year-old godfather at No Kings in Platte City, MO. The people who made me. Proud as fuck.
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My 87-year-old godfather at No Kings in Platte City, MO. The people who made me. Proud as fuck.
It’s 11:45. I have not taken a shower. Final pork shoulder just came off the smoker. I need to be in the kitchen in four and a half hours. I spent twelve hours cooking today. I am definitely absolutely not done packing the car. Condiment bottles not filled.
Come eat. Bring your favorite hot sauce.
Come eat. Bring your favorite hot sauce.
October 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It’s 11:45. I have not taken a shower. Final pork shoulder just came off the smoker. I need to be in the kitchen in four and a half hours. I spent twelve hours cooking today. I am definitely absolutely not done packing the car. Condiment bottles not filled.
Come eat. Bring your favorite hot sauce.
Come eat. Bring your favorite hot sauce.
This fucking glop. And I do not mean the general concept of onion dip - that is very good! No I mean this shit that when the jar is low I straight up shake Ruffles into the jar, crush them up and eat it with a spoon.
October 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This fucking glop. And I do not mean the general concept of onion dip - that is very good! No I mean this shit that when the jar is low I straight up shake Ruffles into the jar, crush them up and eat it with a spoon.
Here’s our pork shoulder or whatever. We’re doing smothered tots. This is all very silly and I’m exploding with excitement.
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Here’s our pork shoulder or whatever. We’re doing smothered tots. This is all very silly and I’m exploding with excitement.
life advice: marry someone you’d marry over and over again
October 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
life advice: marry someone you’d marry over and over again
I keep having to put down the book I’m reading because I keep cursing at it in bars.
September 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I keep having to put down the book I’m reading because I keep cursing at it in bars.
Shameless plug: beef costs have gone up 40% in the last two months and despite that I’m still slingin’ smoked brisket and mac and cheese tonight in Glen Park, 4-8p in Kern alley next to Gialina! Please come eat this so I can giggle over Jameson at the Station in fourteen hours when my day ends 😘
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Shameless plug: beef costs have gone up 40% in the last two months and despite that I’m still slingin’ smoked brisket and mac and cheese tonight in Glen Park, 4-8p in Kern alley next to Gialina! Please come eat this so I can giggle over Jameson at the Station in fourteen hours when my day ends 😘
if I could spend a month here I hope you know I would
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
if I could spend a month here I hope you know I would
Conservatives: “San Francisco is a rancid shithole, no one is safe, as soon as you enter the city limits you’ll get murdered”
San Franciscans: sorry can’t hear you over the sound of the birthday party we’re throwing for our alligator
San Franciscans: sorry can’t hear you over the sound of the birthday party we’re throwing for our alligator
September 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Conservatives: “San Francisco is a rancid shithole, no one is safe, as soon as you enter the city limits you’ll get murdered”
San Franciscans: sorry can’t hear you over the sound of the birthday party we’re throwing for our alligator
San Franciscans: sorry can’t hear you over the sound of the birthday party we’re throwing for our alligator
fantasy draft tomorrow
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
fantasy draft tomorrow
it is so fucking cold up here but man you cannot beat the view
August 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
it is so fucking cold up here but man you cannot beat the view
coastess with the mostess
August 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
coastess with the mostess
I’m the luckiest woman alive and I can’t wait for when we do this again. My heart, my life, good god look at how radiantly happy I am.
August 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’m the luckiest woman alive and I can’t wait for when we do this again. My heart, my life, good god look at how radiantly happy I am.
Profoundly infuriating how hot I am in Spain.
August 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Profoundly infuriating how hot I am in Spain.
being married to me honestly seems great
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
being married to me honestly seems great
so far it’s more than about 20
July 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
so far it’s more than about 20