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― WHAT?! NO!! Well, maybe the weak ones'll get picked off, but 𝘶𝘩𝘩... Damnit, what would Holden say?? ''𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣!''

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Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
(unfortunately it's kinda. follower restricted rn because of #SomePeople unbalancing it (bots and accounts I don't know) :])
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
IF YOU REALLY CONCERNED YOURSELF ABOUT IT YOU'D ACTUALLY TAKE THE FUCKING NUKE OFF THE LOCKER DOOR! Damn! What did I even do for you to be such a nitpicker?
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I DIDN'T TEST IT! Was I SUPPOSED to?!
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
IT'S NOT EVEN ABLE TO BLOW UP! PROBABLY!
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
And it's HILARIOUS! Jeez, it's not like I'm TRYING to kill them!
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
CAN'T REPEAT THE SAME THING TWICE AND TRY TO MAKE IT TRUE! It's art, ya just lack the brains to understand it.
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM