― 𝗝𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗲
@juveniledetention.bsky.social
― WHAT?! NO!! Well, maybe the weak ones'll get picked off, but 𝘶𝘩𝘩... Damnit, what would Holden say?? ''𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣!''
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Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
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Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
Fat Fuck Friday trophy goes to Jessica, old pic, don't mind.
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Fat Fuck Friday trophy goes to Jessica, old pic, don't mind.
IF YOU REALLY CONCERNED YOURSELF ABOUT IT YOU'D ACTUALLY TAKE THE FUCKING NUKE OFF THE LOCKER DOOR! Damn! What did I even do for you to be such a nitpicker?
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
IF YOU REALLY CONCERNED YOURSELF ABOUT IT YOU'D ACTUALLY TAKE THE FUCKING NUKE OFF THE LOCKER DOOR! Damn! What did I even do for you to be such a nitpicker?
[ Ignoring... very blatantly ignoring, they do not want to concern themselves with simple-minded people who don't understand their sheer awesome pranks. ]
December 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
[ Ignoring... very blatantly ignoring, they do not want to concern themselves with simple-minded people who don't understand their sheer awesome pranks. ]
FINALLY, someone who sees my vision! See, ya must be smart like me to understand my mentality!
... But it seems like people just assume I'm some kinda monster for being a Prank God. ™
... But it seems like people just assume I'm some kinda monster for being a Prank God. ™
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
FINALLY, someone who sees my vision! See, ya must be smart like me to understand my mentality!
... But it seems like people just assume I'm some kinda monster for being a Prank God. ™
... But it seems like people just assume I'm some kinda monster for being a Prank God. ™
Who's going to stop me? Come on, I don't do that to people! Just public property, but I don't even set them, too much work for me, ya know?
And I dunno if this ain't obvious, but frankly, I'm not entirely sure we can even kill people, the Gods might be able to do somethin' similar.
And I dunno if this ain't obvious, but frankly, I'm not entirely sure we can even kill people, the Gods might be able to do somethin' similar.
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Who's going to stop me? Come on, I don't do that to people! Just public property, but I don't even set them, too much work for me, ya know?
And I dunno if this ain't obvious, but frankly, I'm not entirely sure we can even kill people, the Gods might be able to do somethin' similar.
And I dunno if this ain't obvious, but frankly, I'm not entirely sure we can even kill people, the Gods might be able to do somethin' similar.
... Prank for my best friends boyfriend.
I'm sure he loved it! Jus' like the anvil in the rooftop held by only a flimsy rope, fire on the trash can...
And, uh, the fake demon in the mirror prank. I guess.
I'm sure he loved it! Jus' like the anvil in the rooftop held by only a flimsy rope, fire on the trash can...
And, uh, the fake demon in the mirror prank. I guess.
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
... Prank for my best friends boyfriend.
I'm sure he loved it! Jus' like the anvil in the rooftop held by only a flimsy rope, fire on the trash can...
And, uh, the fake demon in the mirror prank. I guess.
I'm sure he loved it! Jus' like the anvil in the rooftop held by only a flimsy rope, fire on the trash can...
And, uh, the fake demon in the mirror prank. I guess.
And it's HILARIOUS! Jeez, it's not like I'm TRYING to kill them!
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
And it's HILARIOUS! Jeez, it's not like I'm TRYING to kill them!
That's what they ALL wanna say, but come on, you gotta admit, putting a nuke in the locker room takes 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 effort!
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
That's what they ALL wanna say, but come on, you gotta admit, putting a nuke in the locker room takes 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 effort!
... What? Got somethin' you wanna say?
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
... What? Got somethin' you wanna say?
[ thinking about the fact that gods literally trap innocent people in the void and the girl who brings a gun with an unicorn look to them to the same school . ]
Yeah, sure. Sure, 𝐼 deserve to go to prison, whatever. Bein' a little too funny is instant jail time now.
Yeah, sure. Sure, 𝐼 deserve to go to prison, whatever. Bein' a little too funny is instant jail time now.
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
[ thinking about the fact that gods literally trap innocent people in the void and the girl who brings a gun with an unicorn look to them to the same school . ]
Yeah, sure. Sure, 𝐼 deserve to go to prison, whatever. Bein' a little too funny is instant jail time now.
Yeah, sure. Sure, 𝐼 deserve to go to prison, whatever. Bein' a little too funny is instant jail time now.
I put a nuclear warhead on the locker room of my school. That hard to understand?
Besides, it's just a prank, ya know... less someone fucked around with it, then there's no danger!
Besides, it's just a prank, ya know... less someone fucked around with it, then there's no danger!
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I put a nuclear warhead on the locker room of my school. That hard to understand?
Besides, it's just a prank, ya know... less someone fucked around with it, then there's no danger!
Besides, it's just a prank, ya know... less someone fucked around with it, then there's no danger!
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Got a nuke on the locker room, if that's anythin'.
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Got a nuke on the locker room, if that's anythin'.
[ Closing their ears for a second . genuinely groaning so loud their ears buzz ]
SHUT UP THERE! IT'S JUST A DAMN SQUIRREL!
SHUT UP THERE! IT'S JUST A DAMN SQUIRREL!
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
[ Closing their ears for a second . genuinely groaning so loud their ears buzz ]
SHUT UP THERE! IT'S JUST A DAMN SQUIRREL!
SHUT UP THERE! IT'S JUST A DAMN SQUIRREL!
Was that a talkin', walkin' n' runnin lizard I just saw? Did that jus' happen?
December 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Was that a talkin', walkin' n' runnin lizard I just saw? Did that jus' happen?
Yeah, they're real bud! Just keep believin' that! They totally are!
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yeah, they're real bud! Just keep believin' that! They totally are!
Cody still thinks dinosaurs are real. They ain't. And I don't got the heart to tell him otherwise.
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Cody still thinks dinosaurs are real. They ain't. And I don't got the heart to tell him otherwise.
Lizards are pretty cool, I guess...
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Lizards are pretty cool, I guess...
" For the sake of my own sanity, I'm going to hold myself from throwing you in a ready-to-go cart and traumatizing you, like I did Petey-Boy... "
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
" For the sake of my own sanity, I'm going to hold myself from throwing you in a ready-to-go cart and traumatizing you, like I did Petey-Boy... "
" ... First, it's nunya what I think 'bout losers or not, even though that doesn't matter now. And, second, just because it's used in a derogatory way to actual losers don't mean I will stop usin' it, it's not like I'm trying to offend them personally. "
December 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
" ... First, it's nunya what I think 'bout losers or not, even though that doesn't matter now. And, second, just because it's used in a derogatory way to actual losers don't mean I will stop usin' it, it's not like I'm trying to offend them personally. "
I used to wilt flowers, now I make them grow,
I was sour, I was mean, kids would 𝗰𝗿𝘆 when they looked at me
But that all 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝...
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I was sour, I was mean, kids would 𝗰𝗿𝘆 when they looked at me
But that all 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝...
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December 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I used to wilt flowers, now I make them grow,
I was sour, I was mean, kids would 𝗰𝗿𝘆 when they looked at me
But that all 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝...
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⤷ Reposting this pinned and liking it to balance it out gives me proper support! Thank you in advance.
I was sour, I was mean, kids would 𝗰𝗿𝘆 when they looked at me
But that all 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝...
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⤷ Reposting this pinned and liking it to balance it out gives me proper support! Thank you in advance.