― 𝗝𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗲
@juveniledetention.bsky.social
― WHAT?! NO!! Well, maybe the weak ones'll get picked off, but 𝘶𝘩𝘩... Damnit, what would Holden say? "𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣!"
──── ✦ ────
Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
──── ✦ ────
Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
Pinned
I used to wilt flowers, now I make them grow,
I was sour, I was mean, kids would 𝗰𝗿𝘆 when they looked at me
But that all 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝...
──── ⸝⸝ ────
⤷ Reposting this pinned and liking it to balance it out gives me proper support! Thank you in advance.
I was sour, I was mean, kids would 𝗰𝗿𝘆 when they looked at me
But that all 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝...
──── ⸝⸝ ────
⤷ Reposting this pinned and liking it to balance it out gives me proper support! Thank you in advance.
Gotta step up my flirting game, you know? Keep it a buck withcha!
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Gotta step up my flirting game, you know? Keep it a buck withcha!
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
THAT'S MY FUTURE GIRL YOU'RE TALKING TO, JACKASS!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
THAT'S MY FUTURE GIRL YOU'RE TALKING TO, JACKASS!!
Like this post for me to punch you in the gut.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Like this post for me to punch you in the gut.
And if I lost my touch, apologies do no harm! 'Cause you got a hold of my heart, and I know it's worn-- So won't you please, spare me indignity? And won't you please give me some decency?
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
... There's a pizza placed called Lil Greaser's, they serve some pretty good grub, not too far, but it is from where I live, so... hopefully that's not an issue.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
... There's a pizza placed called Lil Greaser's, they serve some pretty good grub, not too far, but it is from where I live, so... hopefully that's not an issue.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
[ Groan... trying to hide their blush slightly. ]
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
[ Groan... trying to hide their blush slightly. ]
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
... Not... really? I mean, if you want it to be, sure, let's call it a date, it's more like-- a meet-up... thing, like a hangout. Jus'... an opportunity for us to get to know each other better, right?
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
... Not... really? I mean, if you want it to be, sure, let's call it a date, it's more like-- a meet-up... thing, like a hangout. Jus'... an opportunity for us to get to know each other better, right?
Same to ya, Pearly.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Same to ya, Pearly.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I thought my plutonium compliment was kinda brilliant!
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I thought my plutonium compliment was kinda brilliant!
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
Hella City, so, yeah, definitely not. We have Gods that pulverize folk and transform people into objects, if that's anythin'.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hella City, so, yeah, definitely not. We have Gods that pulverize folk and transform people into objects, if that's anythin'.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
[ Juvie is going to take pride in that. ]
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
[ Juvie is going to take pride in that. ]
[ They seem to blush a little at the, more sincere compliment this time. ]
Uh... thanks, I guess? I mean I think you're kinda rad, too... kinda. Sorry, was not expectin' that. At all.
Uh... thanks, I guess? I mean I think you're kinda rad, too... kinda. Sorry, was not expectin' that. At all.
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
[ They seem to blush a little at the, more sincere compliment this time. ]
Uh... thanks, I guess? I mean I think you're kinda rad, too... kinda. Sorry, was not expectin' that. At all.
Uh... thanks, I guess? I mean I think you're kinda rad, too... kinda. Sorry, was not expectin' that. At all.
Well, now I feel bad for gettin' a sweet little compliment. That's nice.
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Well, now I feel bad for gettin' a sweet little compliment. That's nice.
... Remember the part where you actually had to reconsider your pick-up line before sayin' it to me? Yeah, no take backs now.
Besides, I thought it was cute, kinda! Nothin' more than that.
Besides, I thought it was cute, kinda! Nothin' more than that.
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
... Remember the part where you actually had to reconsider your pick-up line before sayin' it to me? Yeah, no take backs now.
Besides, I thought it was cute, kinda! Nothin' more than that.
Besides, I thought it was cute, kinda! Nothin' more than that.
[ Visibly cringing. Why would I do this? because it's funny, duh.... ]
Wow, that's the cutest thing someone has ever said to me, ever. I could just roll over n' fall in your arms right now, my sweet little plutonium-239.
Wow, that's the cutest thing someone has ever said to me, ever. I could just roll over n' fall in your arms right now, my sweet little plutonium-239.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
[ Visibly cringing. Why would I do this? because it's funny, duh.... ]
Wow, that's the cutest thing someone has ever said to me, ever. I could just roll over n' fall in your arms right now, my sweet little plutonium-239.
Wow, that's the cutest thing someone has ever said to me, ever. I could just roll over n' fall in your arms right now, my sweet little plutonium-239.
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wasn't a big fan of robots anyways...
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Wasn't a big fan of robots anyways...
[ It would have any effect on them, if they didn't just slam their first against yours, causing a huge spark of fire, before they shake their hand off, groaning. ]
What? You think I just give people punches 'cause I wanna experiment on them like lab rats? Jeez, what low expectations.
What? You think I just give people punches 'cause I wanna experiment on them like lab rats? Jeez, what low expectations.
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
[ It would have any effect on them, if they didn't just slam their first against yours, causing a huge spark of fire, before they shake their hand off, groaning. ]
What? You think I just give people punches 'cause I wanna experiment on them like lab rats? Jeez, what low expectations.
What? You think I just give people punches 'cause I wanna experiment on them like lab rats? Jeez, what low expectations.
[ ... Reeling their fist back to go for a really hard, fiery punch. ]
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
[ ... Reeling their fist back to go for a really hard, fiery punch. ]
... Is beatin' up a machine to the point of shutting down murder, or is there some other factor that makes it murder?
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
... Is beatin' up a machine to the point of shutting down murder, or is there some other factor that makes it murder?
Reposted by ― 𝗝𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗲
temp pinned. penned by richie.
June 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
temp pinned. penned by richie.
Putting all of the people I hate in a microwave and whoever is the last one standing gets to live with several burns.
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Putting all of the people I hate in a microwave and whoever is the last one standing gets to live with several burns.