Jersey Mook's
@justsomemook.bsky.social
He/Him. MN transplant from NYC. Girl Dad. Leftist. Arsenal Supporter and Begrudging Jets Fan. Bassist in a hardcorepunkrockandroll band called Varmints:
https://varmints.bandcamp.com
https://varmints.bandcamp.com
Love when the seat clamp on a push bike for my two year old is off by a millimeter and I gotta bust out pliers and a hammer to unfuck it. I now understand why my dad was stressed out on Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Love when the seat clamp on a push bike for my two year old is off by a millimeter and I gotta bust out pliers and a hammer to unfuck it. I now understand why my dad was stressed out on Christmas.
Tis the season to rob your pets of their dignity.
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tis the season to rob your pets of their dignity.
I’m still beaming hours after the North London Derby. What a start to a tough run of fixtures.
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m still beaming hours after the North London Derby. What a start to a tough run of fixtures.
Not saying anything about any results today with a North London Derby tomorrow. Gonna go frantically imagine team sheets based on several different “who is fit” scenarios.
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Not saying anything about any results today with a North London Derby tomorrow. Gonna go frantically imagine team sheets based on several different “who is fit” scenarios.
“They’re fetishizing the commodities, folks!”
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“They’re fetishizing the commodities, folks!”
Give everyone in Ireland the day off tomorrow for Troy Parrott day. Holy fucking shit.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Give everyone in Ireland the day off tomorrow for Troy Parrott day. Holy fucking shit.
It says a lot about the Jets that most fans are actively celebrating that the owner is in the Epstein emails because it might free this team from his dogshit ownership. Like “thank god this owner did the worst thing, we might make the playoffs in two years and we don’t need a Commanders rebrand.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It says a lot about the Jets that most fans are actively celebrating that the owner is in the Epstein emails because it might free this team from his dogshit ownership. Like “thank god this owner did the worst thing, we might make the playoffs in two years and we don’t need a Commanders rebrand.”
I got some of the aurora borealis in Richfield too
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I got some of the aurora borealis in Richfield too
I warned my band if they didn’t get their shit together on the album art there would be 7 year old memes as placeholders. Check out my bandcamp: varmints.bandcamp.com
Varmints
Minneapolis Based hardcorepunkrockandroll band. Party music for the people.
varmints.bandcamp.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I warned my band if they didn’t get their shit together on the album art there would be 7 year old memes as placeholders. Check out my bandcamp: varmints.bandcamp.com
Today’s Jets game was an all timer for bad QB play and bad in-game management by a coach. Given how the Jets have been absolute ass for most of my life, that is saying something.
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Today’s Jets game was an all timer for bad QB play and bad in-game management by a coach. Given how the Jets have been absolute ass for most of my life, that is saying something.
As someone who somehow never saw either movie, 1978’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers and 1981’s Scanners are two absolutely perfect movies to start the 2025 Spookie Season.
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
As someone who somehow never saw either movie, 1978’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers and 1981’s Scanners are two absolutely perfect movies to start the 2025 Spookie Season.
Watching the latest episode of Alien Earth and when Timothy Olyphant’s character had a streaky sticky white substance all over his face I blurted out “BUSTIFIED” like it’s 2012 and anyone knows what I’m talking about.
September 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Watching the latest episode of Alien Earth and when Timothy Olyphant’s character had a streaky sticky white substance all over his face I blurted out “BUSTIFIED” like it’s 2012 and anyone knows what I’m talking about.
Nothing like realizing my Napalm Death shirt probably will turn some heads at the children’s library as a pull up. Drove back in a different shirt as my 21 month old daughter and I rocked out to Napalm Death.
September 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Nothing like realizing my Napalm Death shirt probably will turn some heads at the children’s library as a pull up. Drove back in a different shirt as my 21 month old daughter and I rocked out to Napalm Death.
Show at Tune Town was fun! Varmint’s second show. We’ll have the demo out 🔜🔜🔜
credit to UFOTOFU for the song, Wingnut Magnet, Mitch’s old band, and RIP Norm
credit to UFOTOFU for the song, Wingnut Magnet, Mitch’s old band, and RIP Norm
September 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Show at Tune Town was fun! Varmint’s second show. We’ll have the demo out 🔜🔜🔜
credit to UFOTOFU for the song, Wingnut Magnet, Mitch’s old band, and RIP Norm
credit to UFOTOFU for the song, Wingnut Magnet, Mitch’s old band, and RIP Norm
Want to see some hardcore punk in Mankato? My band, Varmints, is playing Tune Town. Also Melpomene rules.
September 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Want to see some hardcore punk in Mankato? My band, Varmints, is playing Tune Town. Also Melpomene rules.
It’s so nice to be on the other side of “fuck your statistics we won” away at Old Trafford. Rough watch but 3 points is 3 points. 1-0 to the Arsenal.
August 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s so nice to be on the other side of “fuck your statistics we won” away at Old Trafford. Rough watch but 3 points is 3 points. 1-0 to the Arsenal.
If you want to see a live show in Minneapolis my band is playing today
August 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you want to see a live show in Minneapolis my band is playing today
My 20 month daughter said vegetables and it sounded like “fuck your balls” and we worked on pronunciation for a bit but I don’t think I’m recovering from laughing that hard.
August 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My 20 month daughter said vegetables and it sounded like “fuck your balls” and we worked on pronunciation for a bit but I don’t think I’m recovering from laughing that hard.
Fuck it Prem Prediction with no explanation:
1. Arsenal
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. Man City
5. Villa
6. Forest
7. Newcastle
8. Man United
9. Shit
10. Brighton
11. Everton
12. Palace
13. Fulham
14. Bournemouth
15. West Ham
16. Sunderland
17. Wolves
18. Brentford
19. Leeds
20. Burnley
Yell at me
1. Arsenal
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. Man City
5. Villa
6. Forest
7. Newcastle
8. Man United
9. Shit
10. Brighton
11. Everton
12. Palace
13. Fulham
14. Bournemouth
15. West Ham
16. Sunderland
17. Wolves
18. Brentford
19. Leeds
20. Burnley
Yell at me
August 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fuck it Prem Prediction with no explanation:
1. Arsenal
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. Man City
5. Villa
6. Forest
7. Newcastle
8. Man United
9. Shit
10. Brighton
11. Everton
12. Palace
13. Fulham
14. Bournemouth
15. West Ham
16. Sunderland
17. Wolves
18. Brentford
19. Leeds
20. Burnley
Yell at me
1. Arsenal
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. Man City
5. Villa
6. Forest
7. Newcastle
8. Man United
9. Shit
10. Brighton
11. Everton
12. Palace
13. Fulham
14. Bournemouth
15. West Ham
16. Sunderland
17. Wolves
18. Brentford
19. Leeds
20. Burnley
Yell at me
Goddamn it I’m getting hope again.
July 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Goddamn it I’m getting hope again.
Work from home is nice but where else but the office could I tell one of the other companies in the building is having a Papa John’s Pizza Party by breathing in the elevator?
July 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Work from home is nice but where else but the office could I tell one of the other companies in the building is having a Papa John’s Pizza Party by breathing in the elevator?
I’m an American and I prefer the british heinz beans to canned baked beans.
I pissed off Americans with the bean preference and pissed off Brits by not calling them tinned or whatever it’s called there.
I pissed off Americans with the bean preference and pissed off Brits by not calling them tinned or whatever it’s called there.
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m an American and I prefer the british heinz beans to canned baked beans.
I pissed off Americans with the bean preference and pissed off Brits by not calling them tinned or whatever it’s called there.
I pissed off Americans with the bean preference and pissed off Brits by not calling them tinned or whatever it’s called there.
Welp my 19 month old is going to know Bambi as a 45 minute movie for the foreseeable future.
July 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Welp my 19 month old is going to know Bambi as a 45 minute movie for the foreseeable future.
Toddler parenting is getting your face scratched up and ten minutes later seeing the tiny human who mauled you looking out a window and say “hi squirrel” in a voice only you can understand and thinking it’s the cutest thing ever.
June 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Toddler parenting is getting your face scratched up and ten minutes later seeing the tiny human who mauled you looking out a window and say “hi squirrel” in a voice only you can understand and thinking it’s the cutest thing ever.
If you’re going to destroy my sweater, at least have the decency to hold this string as I walk away you fucking heathen
If you’re going to steal my sunshine, at least have the decency to make sure I’m not in too deep you fucking heathen
If you’re going to steal my candy, at least have the decency to throw out the wrappers you fucking heathen.
June 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If you’re going to destroy my sweater, at least have the decency to hold this string as I walk away you fucking heathen