Jake Simpson
@justjakesimpson.bsky.social
Software dev, video game maker, writer, general dogsbody.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
Long term prep for Christmas. We celebrate it PROPERLY in this house!
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Long term prep for Christmas. We celebrate it PROPERLY in this house!
@gtconway.bsky.social said to have fun with the #nokings thing, so…
October 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
@gtconway.bsky.social said to have fun with the #nokings thing, so…
Right @rpwbrowne.bsky.social - I got this on your recommendation, so all the pressure is on you now! :)
As an aside, while Amazon is great and all, there really is nothing Iike walking into a book store and walking out with a purchase, there and then:)
As an aside, while Amazon is great and all, there really is nothing Iike walking into a book store and walking out with a purchase, there and then:)
August 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Right @rpwbrowne.bsky.social - I got this on your recommendation, so all the pressure is on you now! :)
As an aside, while Amazon is great and all, there really is nothing Iike walking into a book store and walking out with a purchase, there and then:)
As an aside, while Amazon is great and all, there really is nothing Iike walking into a book store and walking out with a purchase, there and then:)
This is getting out of hand. I mean, seriously.
August 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is getting out of hand. I mean, seriously.
My favorite Doctor and his companion (Deckard being the companion here)
August 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My favorite Doctor and his companion (Deckard being the companion here)
$90 to resize my wedding ring. The whole thing only cost $110 when we bought it!
Granted that was 34 years ago, but still.
Guess I won’t be married for a while, cos it sure doesn’t fit any more.
Granted that was 34 years ago, but still.
Guess I won’t be married for a while, cos it sure doesn’t fit any more.
July 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
$90 to resize my wedding ring. The whole thing only cost $110 when we bought it!
Granted that was 34 years ago, but still.
Guess I won’t be married for a while, cos it sure doesn’t fit any more.
Granted that was 34 years ago, but still.
Guess I won’t be married for a while, cos it sure doesn’t fit any more.
Dalek Jake says hi to Colin!
June 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dalek Jake says hi to Colin!
Well, he can't right now.
His X account his deactivated as of this afternoon, and Truth Social just crashed.
His X account his deactivated as of this afternoon, and Truth Social just crashed.
June 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Well, he can't right now.
His X account his deactivated as of this afternoon, and Truth Social just crashed.
His X account his deactivated as of this afternoon, and Truth Social just crashed.
I would have said the logo attached, but after the bullshit season finale we just got, perhaps not any more. Which is very very sad.
June 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I would have said the logo attached, but after the bullshit season finale we just got, perhaps not any more. Which is very very sad.
My eldest today:) so proud. He got a degree in law and policy. Next up, law school:) My wallet will never recover.
May 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My eldest today:) so proud. He got a degree in law and policy. Next up, law school:) My wallet will never recover.
Well, if we are taking balance.
Wait. I didn’t get this right at all, did I?
Wait. I didn’t get this right at all, did I?
May 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Well, if we are taking balance.
Wait. I didn’t get this right at all, did I?
Wait. I didn’t get this right at all, did I?
David Johnson had an Elise too, the Turbo version. I used to drive it every time I was in LA. LOVED that car, so nimble. Bitch of electronics to keep it going, and trying to remember the sequence to get it started after putting gas in it was annoying.
May 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
David Johnson had an Elise too, the Turbo version. I used to drive it every time I was in LA. LOVED that car, so nimble. Bitch of electronics to keep it going, and trying to remember the sequence to get it started after putting gas in it was annoying.
Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
April 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
This is my Dad, Bryan. He died 29 years ago today.
I still wonder what he'd make of my life, my kids, and everything that's gone on since he passed.
What I wouldn't give for one evening with him today. Just to ask all the stuff I have bottled up.
Miss you Dad.
I still wonder what he'd make of my life, my kids, and everything that's gone on since he passed.
What I wouldn't give for one evening with him today. Just to ask all the stuff I have bottled up.
Miss you Dad.
April 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is my Dad, Bryan. He died 29 years ago today.
I still wonder what he'd make of my life, my kids, and everything that's gone on since he passed.
What I wouldn't give for one evening with him today. Just to ask all the stuff I have bottled up.
Miss you Dad.
I still wonder what he'd make of my life, my kids, and everything that's gone on since he passed.
What I wouldn't give for one evening with him today. Just to ask all the stuff I have bottled up.
Miss you Dad.
We do not. We have a little dog though:) I wanted to call him K9 but was overruled.
April 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
We do not. We have a little dog though:) I wanted to call him K9 but was overruled.
Hard to really argue the sentiment, here in Phoenix.
April 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hard to really argue the sentiment, here in Phoenix.
At the protests this morning. Had to do my civic duty.
April 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
At the protests this morning. Had to do my civic duty.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
March 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Why so there a Lego store on the airport concourse? Who, waiting for a planes thinks ‘oh good, I almost missed my essential Lego shopping!’ ?? Who exactly is the intended customer here??
February 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Why so there a Lego store on the airport concourse? Who, waiting for a planes thinks ‘oh good, I almost missed my essential Lego shopping!’ ?? Who exactly is the intended customer here??
One year, there were several of them. This was 2019.
February 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
One year, there were several of them. This was 2019.