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Justin Ware
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Screenwriter, Dad of Eowyn the human and Cholula the dog, Founder/Co-CEO of Find Familiar Spirits and https://questsendwhiskey.com/ and www.macabrespirits.com
If the Packers don't make a run to the SB this year I will definitely be rooting for Davante Adams to get a ring
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I feel a little ripped off that @andyrichter.co got booted from Dancing with the Stars before Prince night
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Going for it on 4th down in the NFL has gotten out of hand. You don't take the lead with less than 2 minutes left? There's being bold and there's being reckless
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If I know anything about the American health care system, it's that the individual consumer has enormous agency and power in one-on-one negotiations with the insurance companies. Who wouldn't want more of that?
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What’s your favorite song about the rain? Purple category too easy and predictable for my preferences so I'll go with
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFn...
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pretty incredible that when everyone thought the Kompromat Putin had on Trump was a pee tape, we were thinking too small
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Universal Basic Income has been a success every single place it's been tried and would not only result in a more just and ethical society but would also result in a far more resilient and energetic economy
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Epstein's style is very familiar if you work in Hollywood or Silicon Valley ("in FLA send it" "ok" "havent met him" etc) -- it's a common rich guy power play, like they're doing you a favor for replying even sloppily. Maybe now that it's child molester syntax we can stop with the feigned illiteracy
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Are they saying Bond has to be dead because the previous movies must be accepted as canon? That would make James Bond like 95 years old
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
How many times are we going to have to watch different permutations of the same Packer game
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
PSA for any other Packer fans out there who (very annoyingly) can't watch the game tonight because you have YouTubeTV: you can buy a Sling Orange Day Pass for $4.99
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Airlines should be offering refunds even for nonrefundable fares right now. If people want to stay home until this is over, they should be able to
Friendly Neighborhood Travel Agent Here:

STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE SKIES

Full stop. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$.
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Justin Ware
Friendly Neighborhood Travel Agent Here:

STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE SKIES

Full stop. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wait. Is it called NyQuil because it's a night quilt? That you pull over you while you sleep?
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So long, Dick. Don’t let the door swat your rear end like your shotgun shot your friend
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Accidentally texted a co-worker that they were "crushing tit" which is super embarrassing but also feels like of all the times autocorrect has been useless, maybe it could have helped me out on this one?
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Matt LaFleur dear God please tear that WR screen horizontal pass out of your playbook and burn it forever
November 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
One of the unexpected revelations that happens when you get older is realizing how much of the advice and counsel you got over the course of your life was actually pretty bad
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Feels like the Packers would have better field position if they just never even tried to field a punt or kickoff. Just stand still
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Secondary definitely the Achilles' heel of this Packers team. Forget about having a #1 corner, I'm not even sure they have two #2 corners
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Not that they think anything through or care about visuals anymore but there's no way this ballroom is done before the midterms, or even possibly 2028, it's just going to be a gaping hole that looks like crap
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
TIL thanks to Connections in the Athletic that the Dodgers used to be called the Bridegrooms, now you know it too and likely have equally little idea what to do with the information
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Watching ESPN cover the betting scandal with prop bets and point spreads and money lines from ESPN BET splashed all over the screen and on the tickers is some pretty epic irony
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"What about the Mets? They spent all that money and lost!" Sure, but that misses the point. Baseball's financial inequality doesn't mean every team that spends a ton will win the World Series. Only that a team that doesn't, won't
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Being a fan of a small-market baseball team like the Brewers is like getting excited about a Democrat running for Senate in a deep red state. You think you have a great candidate but in the end you just end up getting swamped by the math
October 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM