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A brand new episode of @heythatsmepod.bsky.social is out! We’re doing a commentary on the pilot of HARLEY QUINN with co-creators/co-writers: @pmschumacker.bsky.social and @justinhalpern.bsky.social! This show rules. Hope you’ll check this one out!
May 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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In honor of Hooters going under, here's @justinhalpern.bsky.social's story about Doink the Clown working there deadspin.com/the-greatest...
Deadspin | The Greatest Doink The Clown Story Ever
Deadspin | The Greatest Doink The Clown Story Ever
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April 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Put up a new substacks about gene hackman’s space heater. This is the sort of good stuff I’m here to offer the world

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Mummified
I went to a really shitty public school.
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February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I started a substack for reasons unknown

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February 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I haven’t brought anything good to this website. Gonna try and change that right now; I once took a shit next to the guy who played The Mentalist
February 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This will be the first time a doughy white dude with way too much confidence sits courtside at a lakers game and doesn’t work at an agency
February 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Did the mavs know PJ Tucker was available wtf
February 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM