justinhalpern.bsky.social
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My mom has both her lungs Vince
August 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Vince my mom is not into “fitness” or “room forty” or any of your childless taunts. She’s a BofA lady idiot
August 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The funniest part about it was 80% of break users were teenage edgelords
June 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My mom isn’t an ancient artifact vince
June 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You can’t see it but he’s holding a California burrito and arrogant bastard stone
May 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My mom hasn’t travelled outside the country in years because of her bad hip Vince
May 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My mom doesn’t have engravings on her vaginal wall vince
April 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My mom doesn’t associate with euros vince
March 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@vincemancini.bsky.social whoa Vince looks like your mom got her groove back
March 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wow what a great 2010 day that was for you
March 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My mom doesn’t even know how to get to Apple TV+ vince
February 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It was between me and 6 other writers but I loved Jesus the most so they gave it to me
February 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My mom has never been to South America vince
February 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My mom has never even been to Napa Vince
February 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I believe so but both exist in the Arnold Palmer cinematic universe
February 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
@vincemancini.bsky.social Vince your mom looks like she’s having a great time on vacay
January 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM