Justin
@justinexactly.bsky.social
Amateur sage, self-described writer, cracker of wises, master of none
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Justin
@justinexactly.bsky.social
· Jan 8
For my debut post on Bluesky, I am making sure it's something original, witty, and -- most importantly -- free of mista
www.foxnews.com/politics/mus...
Pay attention, kids! *This* is how grown, powerful alpha males model Direct Confrontation: from 30 miles away, digitally, on two separate social media websites, and in all caps.
Pay attention, kids! *This* is how grown, powerful alpha males model Direct Confrontation: from 30 miles away, digitally, on two separate social media websites, and in all caps.
Musk unleashes wild Epstein claim against Trump after being booted from DOGE
Elon Musk made serious allegations on social media that President Donald Trump appears in Jeffrey Epstein files, escalating their public feud after Trump claimed he removed Musk from DOGE.
www.foxnews.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
www.foxnews.com/politics/mus...
Pay attention, kids! *This* is how grown, powerful alpha males model Direct Confrontation: from 30 miles away, digitally, on two separate social media websites, and in all caps.
Pay attention, kids! *This* is how grown, powerful alpha males model Direct Confrontation: from 30 miles away, digitally, on two separate social media websites, and in all caps.
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ALSO, if you have a library card, you can read paywall articles for free with the Libby app.
March 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ALSO, if you have a library card, you can read paywall articles for free with the Libby app.
What if you pulled up to a traffic light next to 2 self driving cars and they both slowly swiveled 180 degrees to face you
March 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What if you pulled up to a traffic light next to 2 self driving cars and they both slowly swiveled 180 degrees to face you
GOD: So I go, 'let there be light!' Boom. Then I'm like, 'this part here's Day, that part will be Night
ADAM: Wow
GOD: Then I jazz it up with a big ol' ball of gas to light the way. And a moon.
ADAM: Sensible, sensible
GOD: Cool eh?
ADAM: I'm thinkin' we throw an hour away, screw myself
GOD: What
ADAM: Wow
GOD: Then I jazz it up with a big ol' ball of gas to light the way. And a moon.
ADAM: Sensible, sensible
GOD: Cool eh?
ADAM: I'm thinkin' we throw an hour away, screw myself
GOD: What
March 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
GOD: So I go, 'let there be light!' Boom. Then I'm like, 'this part here's Day, that part will be Night
ADAM: Wow
GOD: Then I jazz it up with a big ol' ball of gas to light the way. And a moon.
ADAM: Sensible, sensible
GOD: Cool eh?
ADAM: I'm thinkin' we throw an hour away, screw myself
GOD: What
ADAM: Wow
GOD: Then I jazz it up with a big ol' ball of gas to light the way. And a moon.
ADAM: Sensible, sensible
GOD: Cool eh?
ADAM: I'm thinkin' we throw an hour away, screw myself
GOD: What
Does Elon Musk own more than 7 clothes, or is he like an action figure where you can only swap out his head and hands
March 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Does Elon Musk own more than 7 clothes, or is he like an action figure where you can only swap out his head and hands
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Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.
January 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.
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Dear lots of you: if you put a bunch of emojis in your name, screen readers will read the descriptions of all of them, every time. One or two isn't bad, but a lot is, well, a lot.
January 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Dear lots of you: if you put a bunch of emojis in your name, screen readers will read the descriptions of all of them, every time. One or two isn't bad, but a lot is, well, a lot.
Why can't we ever get a *horizontal* feed to swipe *horizontal* videos? Like Agent Jay, I want to see us just sliiiide with it, sliiiide with it, sliiiide with it.
(And also landscape videos just look better, obviously)
(And also landscape videos just look better, obviously)
January 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why can't we ever get a *horizontal* feed to swipe *horizontal* videos? Like Agent Jay, I want to see us just sliiiide with it, sliiiide with it, sliiiide with it.
(And also landscape videos just look better, obviously)
(And also landscape videos just look better, obviously)
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Do not forget your humanity 🙏🏾👍🏾
January 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Do not forget your humanity 🙏🏾👍🏾
Welp, my very first Bluesky post (Post? Tweet? Cloud? Cold Front?) was immediately marked as spam. #AbsolutelyCrushedIt
a man standing on top of a bale of hay in a field .
ALT: a man standing on top of a bale of hay in a field .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Welp, my very first Bluesky post (Post? Tweet? Cloud? Cold Front?) was immediately marked as spam. #AbsolutelyCrushedIt
For my debut post on Bluesky, I am making sure it's something original, witty, and -- most importantly -- free of mista
January 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
For my debut post on Bluesky, I am making sure it's something original, witty, and -- most importantly -- free of mista