Justin Eisinger
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Justin Eisinger
@justineisinger.bsky.social
Co-Author THEY CALLED US ENEMY & IT RHYMES WITH TAKEI | New series HOW’D THEY MAKE THAT?! coming 2026 | Rep: @dzhyde.bsky.social @hillnadell.bsky.social | Opinions are my own 🗣👐
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I can only assume it’s another “-ism”
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
And two high capacity magazines. Wtf you gonna do with those, pal?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Life hack: realize you feel so guilty if you don’t go to the gym that it’s just easier to go to the gym every goddamn day
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Found this guy in the backyard woods one day.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
How about “truthstorian”?
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A passage that’s been rattling around in my head since at least the mid 90s
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
😄😄
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you squint at that headline photo, it looks kinda like Nate Bargatze
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It is a bus in the sky and should be treated as such
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM