Justin Eisinger
@justineisinger.bsky.social
Co-Author THEY CALLED US ENEMY & IT RHYMES WITH TAKEI | New series HOW’D THEY MAKE THAT?! coming 2026 | Rep: @dzhyde.bsky.social @hillnadell.bsky.social | Opinions are my own 🗣👐
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And two high capacity magazines. Wtf you gonna do with those, pal?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
And two high capacity magazines. Wtf you gonna do with those, pal?
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
Found this guy in the backyard woods one day.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Found this guy in the backyard woods one day.
I call this one “look sharp”
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I call this one “look sharp”
I think about this book and its concept almost daily...
"The series is set in 2076, a time after 'the cloud has burst', revealing everyone's secrets. As a result, there is no more Internet, and people are excessively guarded about their identity, to the point of appearing only masked in public."
"The series is set in 2076, a time after 'the cloud has burst', revealing everyone's secrets. As a result, there is no more Internet, and people are excessively guarded about their identity, to the point of appearing only masked in public."
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I think about this book and its concept almost daily...
"The series is set in 2076, a time after 'the cloud has burst', revealing everyone's secrets. As a result, there is no more Internet, and people are excessively guarded about their identity, to the point of appearing only masked in public."
"The series is set in 2076, a time after 'the cloud has burst', revealing everyone's secrets. As a result, there is no more Internet, and people are excessively guarded about their identity, to the point of appearing only masked in public."
Jenna Moroney: you don’t understand. This is how I make my living.
Doctor Spaceman:
Doctor Spaceman:
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Jenna Moroney: you don’t understand. This is how I make my living.
Doctor Spaceman:
Doctor Spaceman:
Me, observing/reading/thinking about anything and everything:
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me, observing/reading/thinking about anything and everything:
“Why are you so intense?”
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Why are you so intense?”
Went driving around my city today and found something interesting
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Went driving around my city today and found something interesting
You call at “work from home” I call it “seven day weekend”
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You call at “work from home” I call it “seven day weekend”
Oddly poignant lyrics from the Toadies.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oddly poignant lyrics from the Toadies.
The finest Democratic strategists:
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The finest Democratic strategists:
Winter has come
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Winter has come
A proud achievement
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A proud achievement
Not to brag, but this is how your email found me.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Not to brag, but this is how your email found me.
Midwest fall remains undefeated
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Midwest fall remains undefeated
Midafternoon pooch break
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Midafternoon pooch break
20 years in San Diego will do that to ya
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
20 years in San Diego will do that to ya
Me returning to my natural state as a night owl
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Me returning to my natural state as a night owl
Think about this today and then every time someone complains about raising the minimum wage 😤
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Think about this today and then every time someone complains about raising the minimum wage 😤
My unifying theory of modern media…
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My unifying theory of modern media…
Did some quality outdoor stuff today. Gotta make the dry fall days count.
October 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Did some quality outdoor stuff today. Gotta make the dry fall days count.