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Thanks, that was great, but I actually asked for throat coat. With a 'c'
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Thanks, that was great, but I actually asked for throat coat. With a 'c'
Ghost apple flower
March 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ghost apple flower
Decided to have my coffee in the back yard this morning, instead of doomscrolling on the computer, and for that I was treated to seeing four crows buzz and harass a hawk out of their tree. One hit it in the face several times. So much better than being online.
March 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Decided to have my coffee in the back yard this morning, instead of doomscrolling on the computer, and for that I was treated to seeing four crows buzz and harass a hawk out of their tree. One hit it in the face several times. So much better than being online.
The student teacher in this class I'm covering told the kids that doing drugs could give them "several health debuffs"
March 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The student teacher in this class I'm covering told the kids that doing drugs could give them "several health debuffs"
Working on boundaries. I need to say "no" more, not say no more.
March 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Working on boundaries. I need to say "no" more, not say no more.
Thinking about 5th grade, sitting on the floor with my class, watching a science video...the narrator says "The planets rotate on their axes" and a kid says "the planets rotate on their asses" and starts spinning around on his butt. That was top comedy back then
March 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thinking about 5th grade, sitting on the floor with my class, watching a science video...the narrator says "The planets rotate on their axes" and a kid says "the planets rotate on their asses" and starts spinning around on his butt. That was top comedy back then
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Imagine if we asked millionaires to justify their income like we ask people receiving assistance to justify their need. “Now, why do you think you need more than $5 million? Can we talk about how you spend your money?”
February 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Imagine if we asked millionaires to justify their income like we ask people receiving assistance to justify their need. “Now, why do you think you need more than $5 million? Can we talk about how you spend your money?”
Told my students "Have a good weekend. Stay safe. Don't talk to any cops."
January 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Told my students "Have a good weekend. Stay safe. Don't talk to any cops."
So many heartbreaks these days
January 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So many heartbreaks these days
It's hard not to give up. Wondering what that would even look like, realized maybe I already have.
January 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's hard not to give up. Wondering what that would even look like, realized maybe I already have.
At work manifesting pesto, mozzarella, and tomato
January 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
At work manifesting pesto, mozzarella, and tomato
A friend called and we stayed up until 2 AM chatting and philosophizing. Really needed that, but boy am I paying for it today
January 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A friend called and we stayed up until 2 AM chatting and philosophizing. Really needed that, but boy am I paying for it today
Just some borage in the sun
January 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just some borage in the sun
Who could have thought that embracing an economy based on humanity's worst tendencies would have such terrible results?
January 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Who could have thought that embracing an economy based on humanity's worst tendencies would have such terrible results?
Body shaming the roommate's cat by singing
Oh Peppercorn
Oh Peppercorn
How girthy are your haunches
Oh Peppercorn
Oh Peppercorn
How girthy are your haunches
December 3, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Body shaming the roommate's cat by singing
Oh Peppercorn
Oh Peppercorn
How girthy are your haunches
Oh Peppercorn
Oh Peppercorn
How girthy are your haunches
Every time my gf says "I'm too short" I respond "Too short's a pimp" and she has never once acknowledged or responded to that statement.
December 1, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Every time my gf says "I'm too short" I respond "Too short's a pimp" and she has never once acknowledged or responded to that statement.
Peeing is pee leaving
November 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Peeing is pee leaving
To the tune of Alice Cooper's School's Out:
Coooooooors
Light
For
Dinner!
Coooooooors
Light
For
Dinner!
January 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM
To the tune of Alice Cooper's School's Out:
Coooooooors
Light
For
Dinner!
Coooooooors
Light
For
Dinner!
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Today is the last day you can repost this
December 31, 2023 at 12:24 PM
Today is the last day you can repost this
I'm surprised more crust punks aren't bakers
September 24, 2023 at 7:57 PM
I'm surprised more crust punks aren't bakers
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Date Idea: cat appreciating. www.aucklandmuseum.com/collections-...
September 23, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Date Idea: cat appreciating. www.aucklandmuseum.com/collections-...
ACAB includes babies
September 20, 2023 at 3:24 PM
ACAB includes babies
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BORN TOO WALK FORCED TOO DRIVE - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 10, 2023 at 8:25 PM
BORN TOO WALK FORCED TOO DRIVE - dashare.zone ADMIN
Apes dancing real
September 10, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Apes dancing real