Eric Larson
@justeric.bsky.social
Always thinking about ninja turtles 🥷🐢
He/him
He/him
"Aim for the tuna casserole; if you fail, you land in the tuna tetrazzini" -Me, yesterday
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Aim for the tuna casserole; if you fail, you land in the tuna tetrazzini" -Me, yesterday
Embarrassed at myself for muttering under my breath, "it's only the fifth inning?" It was completely involuntary, yikes. #dadenergy
August 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Embarrassed at myself for muttering under my breath, "it's only the fifth inning?" It was completely involuntary, yikes. #dadenergy
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Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
July 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
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Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
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The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.
July 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.
My 3yo knows how to use the word "indeed" now. New surprises every day.
July 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My 3yo knows how to use the word "indeed" now. New surprises every day.
Chet Holmgren is just Hiccup if you stretched him out.
June 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Chet Holmgren is just Hiccup if you stretched him out.
The Edmonton Oilers coach looks like that one guy from the Incredibles 2
June 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Edmonton Oilers coach looks like that one guy from the Incredibles 2
I just want to talk to people about Blue Prince. It consumes my waking thoughts.
April 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I just want to talk to people about Blue Prince. It consumes my waking thoughts.
Blue Prince is a fantastic game but I can totally understand why people are bouncing off it. There's so much delayed gratification built into the puzzle designs, and that is not going to work for everyone. I'm having a blast so far and I'm just scratching the surface.
April 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Blue Prince is a fantastic game but I can totally understand why people are bouncing off it. There's so much delayed gratification built into the puzzle designs, and that is not going to work for everyone. I'm having a blast so far and I'm just scratching the surface.
Deadass forgot about the band Guster until yesterday damn.
March 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Deadass forgot about the band Guster until yesterday damn.
I'll believe that millennials are fully being pandered to when they introduce eco friendly PEZ dispensers.
January 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'll believe that millennials are fully being pandered to when they introduce eco friendly PEZ dispensers.
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If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this
December 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this
When you go to the local music shop for the first time looking for a concertina, they don't have one, but you still want to support a small business, so you buy a chord chart and string cleaner for a guitar you haven't played in 5 years.
December 16, 2024 at 9:08 PM
When you go to the local music shop for the first time looking for a concertina, they don't have one, but you still want to support a small business, so you buy a chord chart and string cleaner for a guitar you haven't played in 5 years.
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My 3-year-old has very limited pokemon experience, but when presented with Scarlet, he quickly chose this starter and dubbed him "Growy Lo Ops".
December 3, 2024 at 9:31 PM
My 3-year-old has very limited pokemon experience, but when presented with Scarlet, he quickly chose this starter and dubbed him "Growy Lo Ops".
20 minutes into his vet appointment, and Rosco has fully shrugged off the effects of the Trazodone I gave him at breakfast. Back to his regular anxiety levels. Dog's just built different i guess.
November 20, 2024 at 2:54 PM
20 minutes into his vet appointment, and Rosco has fully shrugged off the effects of the Trazodone I gave him at breakfast. Back to his regular anxiety levels. Dog's just built different i guess.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,635,663! Cool I guess?
September 19, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,635,663! Cool I guess?
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Larcener [LAR-suhn-er]
(n.)
- Someone with a penchant for committing larceny; a thief.
(n.)
- Someone with a penchant for committing larceny; a thief.
August 28, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Larcener [LAR-suhn-er]
(n.)
- Someone with a penchant for committing larceny; a thief.
(n.)
- Someone with a penchant for committing larceny; a thief.
I just took my first multivitamin in like 8 years and this must be what cocaine feels like.
April 11, 2024 at 1:48 PM
I just took my first multivitamin in like 8 years and this must be what cocaine feels like.
Cincinnati classical station is playing Candide: Overture rn so you know it's a good day. #thebestofallpossibleworlds #glitterandbegay
February 27, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Cincinnati classical station is playing Candide: Overture rn so you know it's a good day. #thebestofallpossibleworlds #glitterandbegay
The best part about making up Elvish cities for #dnd is giving everything Tolkien-esque names like "Kuilenaurmóna", which I think roughly translates to "living nest of fire" (spoiler it's a volcano)
February 9, 2024 at 3:37 PM
The best part about making up Elvish cities for #dnd is giving everything Tolkien-esque names like "Kuilenaurmóna", which I think roughly translates to "living nest of fire" (spoiler it's a volcano)
Bluey day at the library. No, we didn't know. Yes, there was a line snaking through the whole building to meet her. I felt really bad for the staff because hardly anyone was actually checking out books but the building was chaos. Lots of helicoptering going on.
February 3, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Bluey day at the library. No, we didn't know. Yes, there was a line snaking through the whole building to meet her. I felt really bad for the staff because hardly anyone was actually checking out books but the building was chaos. Lots of helicoptering going on.