Tag him right now.

Maybe Paul F. Tompkins has a sponsorship?

Oh yeah that guy is a wide-jawed chode. Best of luck finding a new brand to use.

Can we get a hint?

Low key you'd make a better Taskmaster than a contestant imo. You have the right energy for sitting on a throne and judging people. In a good way.

I think I can clock like half of the Chicago-area ones, but they don't show up so much in my neck of the woods unfortunately. I do enjoy that Cincinnati's is 513, which feels intentional.

It's a great feeling to make that discovery. I'm always on the lookout for 614 phone numbers.

Today I learned the word "yawp" hbd Mr. The Tortoise.