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32 || She/Her || Future environmental storytelling skeleton 💀

https://linktr.ee/justebeans
Geravii Kneebasher and Pyxiz Copperflare ~
July 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Replace everything between “to” and “you” with anything and it still works. Used save states? You beat the game. Played co-op with someone better? You beat the game. If you’re satisfied then who cares?
Did you have fun?

That's all that matters.
July 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I have today off to relax before the weekly mayhem begins again (truck week!), so if you see me on Geravii crashing into things at top speed in Undermine...

Find peace in knowing that I can't legally drive.

I need to grind out my rep so baby boy can have nice gobbo things.
July 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
After 22 attempts /with/ the event buff!

... I don't want to talk about the actual total of attempts made since 2012.
July 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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It’s a beautiful day in the Neighborhood

⛰️ Large zones with plenty of plots
🏘️ Public and Private Neighborhoods
🛍️ Monthly Endeavors to unlock decorations!

Learn more here: https://blizz.ly/3TuhqWP
July 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Rest in Peace James Carter Cathcart
He was the original voice of Gary Oak.
He later voiced James, Meowth, and Professor Oak.
Cathcart's long list of credits, a testament to his much-loved talents, can be found here:
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/James_C...
July 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I got Inarius' Charger today too ~
July 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ashes of Al'ar is finally mine!

(Also after 10+ years and a 5% boost but y'know? Hush.)
July 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's so pretty 🥺
July 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I'd argue NOT celebrating the 4th of July is more patriotic than celebrating it.

Real Americans turn against tyranny. We rebel against it. Those who don't are just cosplaying as patriots.

I believe in what America is supposed to be, but not what it is right now. So..

Today is just another Friday.
July 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
How I felt last night trying to explain the difference between WoW (Retail) and WoW Classic to someone ENTIRELY new to World of Warcraft.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is smoking a cigarette in front of a wall of papers .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is smoking a cigarette in front of a wall of papers .
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Okay. I'm a believer. Took that extra 5% and a whole decade of farming, but I got my dang bird 😭
July 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Okay, the pre-patch for Classic saved the day.

LET'S GOOOOO!
July 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me: <trying to not spiral again>

WoW: Have an update! 5% increased mount drops!

TS4: I have an update, too! Plants on ROOFS!

FFXVI: Updates are temporary. Clive’s abs are forever.

Me:
a close up of a hamster with a pink x on its head
ALT: a close up of a hamster with a pink x on its head
media.tenor.com
July 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Nintendo, PLEASE bring back Funtastic colors.

Sincerely,
EVERYONE.
June 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Spoiler alert: May was soooo not better.
All I know is that whatever it is I’m feeling? I should probably listen to it.

April was an okay-ish health month. I need May to be better, even if that means entering a “villain era” (setting firmer boundaries).
June 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Brain: No play. Only work.

Me: I’m literally off the clock.

Brain: Only. Work.

Me:
a white frog is sitting on a blanket on a table .
ALT: a white frog is sitting on a blanket on a table .
media.tenor.com
May 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m really sick of being this dull and washed-out version of myself.

It has nothing to do with maturing into my 30’s. I did the one thing I promised myself I wouldn’t do and shrank myself down for other people.

Maybe it’s just PMDD. Maybe I’m checking back into reality. Who knows?
May 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I wanted to make sure my brother had a quality co-op experience for our first BG3 campaign.

So I made a Forest Gnome Druid named “Brick”.

He has thrown me at least five times now.
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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what if we kissed at the megaton unexploded nuclear bomb
May 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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POV: You have a new Golden Pursuit and it's one you won't want to miss:
🏡 A new home
🌩️ Weather control furnishing
💰 35K gold
Details: https://beth.games/4jDgJ94
May 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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me: takes care of myself, eats right, gets enough sleep

also me:
April 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I have the weekend off. Time for a new #promosky ~

I’m a burnt out millennial with a Hancock (FO4) tattoo. I love to yap about:

🖤 Ark: Survival Evolved
🖤 Devil May Cry
🖤 Dragon Age
🖤 The Elder Scrolls
🖤 Fable
🖤 Fallout
🖤 Kingdom Hearts
🖤 Mass Effect
🖤 The Sims

(I won’t shut up.)
April 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Me: I won’t accept an Oblivion remake or remaster without the jank.

<immediately crashes upon exiting the sewers>

Me: This is the best fucking remaster ever.
April 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM