Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out

i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes

If you look at the politics of the last few years as a revolution of the elites a lot of pieces fall into place

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

the rich people I know who are recognizably human beings are the ones who have really complex hobbies. the ones without hobbies just seem like total psychopaths. you made four million dollars before taxes last year? show me your warhammer miniatures or get out of my sight

I think there’s sort of an idea that many of us have fallen into, including me in years past, that we can’t *really* be falling into fascism because MAGA is just a bunch of dumb guys who suck. The problem is that every fascist movement is reliant on dumb guys who suck.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

We tried to tell you

A little something to brighten your day

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