Jade
@jurassicjade.bsky.social
I think they should have Halloween again 2 weeks later so you can do all the costume ideas you didn’t have in time for the first round
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I think they should have Halloween again 2 weeks later so you can do all the costume ideas you didn’t have in time for the first round
I need something real gay to happen to me soon please 🙏
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I need something real gay to happen to me soon please 🙏
happy birthday to my son
October 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
happy birthday to my son
September 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
every man in brooklyn really has the same glasses huh
September 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
every man in brooklyn really has the same glasses huh
just found out the brain is mostly made of fat, finally an explanation for why I’m so smart 💋
September 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
just found out the brain is mostly made of fat, finally an explanation for why I’m so smart 💋
I’m always thinking about her (John Carpenter’s 1982 cinematic masterpiece The Thing)
August 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I’m always thinking about her (John Carpenter’s 1982 cinematic masterpiece The Thing)
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
the lover girl inside of me is SUFFERING
August 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the lover girl inside of me is SUFFERING
some of my latest 8x8 sketchbook pages 🌺⭐️🍒✨
July 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
some of my latest 8x8 sketchbook pages 🌺⭐️🍒✨
no one’s reading this so let’s be real I really miss being in love
July 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
no one’s reading this so let’s be real I really miss being in love
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Society can't and won't improve until we all collectively agree to stop peeing in pools
July 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Society can't and won't improve until we all collectively agree to stop peeing in pools
every time my back cracks really good, an angel gets their wings
July 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
every time my back cracks really good, an angel gets their wings
woke up during a dream where an amalgamation of my most intense crushes over the past 15 years liked me back and we started dating and they were so sweet and flirty and then I just woke up into reality and I think that’s pretty fucked up
July 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
woke up during a dream where an amalgamation of my most intense crushes over the past 15 years liked me back and we started dating and they were so sweet and flirty and then I just woke up into reality and I think that’s pretty fucked up
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Needed this reminder today.
they should make it illegal for your anxiety to be proved right
June 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
they should make it illegal for your anxiety to be proved right
life looks so much brighter after spending time with your best friend 🥹
June 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
life looks so much brighter after spending time with your best friend 🥹
went through old photos looking for solo joyful moments but was instead reminded of all the people that loved me and don’t anymore and all the friends that iced me out over the years 🤪
June 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
went through old photos looking for solo joyful moments but was instead reminded of all the people that loved me and don’t anymore and all the friends that iced me out over the years 🤪
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Every ICE agent wearing a mask to hide their identity while committing crimes against humanity is someone who thought wearing a mask during the covid lockdown was too difficult because they "couldnt breath" and also it "violated their rights"
June 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Every ICE agent wearing a mask to hide their identity while committing crimes against humanity is someone who thought wearing a mask during the covid lockdown was too difficult because they "couldnt breath" and also it "violated their rights"
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"You're a third wheel" oh sorry I added stability to this situation. Also who says we're equal wheels I'm the big wheel y'all are the little back ones.
June 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"You're a third wheel" oh sorry I added stability to this situation. Also who says we're equal wheels I'm the big wheel y'all are the little back ones.
I’m probably too much of an ooey gooey lover girl for my own good whoops
June 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m probably too much of an ooey gooey lover girl for my own good whoops
shame is so deeply embedded in me that it takes active thought to not hold in my sneezes
May 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
shame is so deeply embedded in me that it takes active thought to not hold in my sneezes