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jurassicjade.bsky.social
Jade
@jurassicjade.bsky.social
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queer 🌷 fat 🌷 feminist 🌷 she/her

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#LastFourWatched
it’s #Hooptober season
Screenshot of letterboxd last four watched: The Black Cat (4 stars), White Zombie (3 stars), The Long Walk (3.5 stars), The House of the Devil (3 stars)
September 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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8/10-8/14 #LastFourWatched
letterboxd last four watched: Paranormal Activity (3 stars), Fantastic Four: First Steps (3 stars), Weapons (4 stars), The Howling (3.5 stars)
August 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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some of my latest 8x8 sketchbook pages 🌺⭐️🍒✨
Collaged materials (bandaid wrappers, valet ticket, block print flower, drawing of Snoopy, star stickers, shark temporary tattoo, colored pencil swatches, etc) with text that reads “Try, try, and try again” Overlapping drawings of Vaporeon, gummy worms, cherries, stars, sparkles, and a dart with the text “The only way I can make the world a better place is by continuing to be a part of it” Large red block text reads “I CAN ALWAYS SAY NO” along with yellow, orange, red, and pink start stickers and a drawing of an orange/pink crocodile Collaged materials (movie tickets, a small landscape painting, strawberry drawing, and miscellaneous stickers) with text that reads “I’m my own best company”
July 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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SHE SAW THE TV GLOW
a tabby and white cat staring at a small tv screen that appears to be glowing white
July 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Probably Tales from the Hood! Best anthology film I’ve seen by far
cover poster for the film Tales from the Hood which features a skull with sunglasses and shiny tooth
June 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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the two sides of the bus meme template with the following text. Dark/sad side: my gf broke up with me. Sunny/happy side: she was making me watch all the Saw movies and now I never have to watch another one
June 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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4/22-4/24 #LastFourWatched
Screenshot of letterboxd last four watched: From Dusk til Dawn (4 stars) Beauty Shop (4 stars) Speed Racer (4 stars) Blazing Saddles (3.5 stars)
April 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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really glad I woke up in the middle of the night last week to jot this important note down
screenshot from the notes app that reads “Thing I want to play with based only on seeing videos of them (and I would rather not have to worry about possible consequences). lava. Brick laying mud. Mercury. Liquid nitrogen. A blow torch. A sword. A tattoo machine. A slip and slide.”
April 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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4/8-4/11 #LastFourWatched
Screenshot of letterboxd last four watched: Princess Mononoke (4.5 stars) Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2 (3 stars) Napoleon Dynamite (3.5 stars) The Penguin Lessons (3.5 stars)
April 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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every time I ask my friends to hang out instead of always waiting for them to ask me to hang out I feel like this
photo of Garfield except he’s really buff and muscular
April 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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3/9-3/18 #LastFourWatched
Screen cap of letterboxd last four watched: Opus (2025, 3.5 stars) Moana 2 (2024, 3 stars) Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995, 2.5 stars) Little Shop of Horrors (1986, 5 stars, rewatch)
March 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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sapphic spring collage 🌷🦋✨
a sapphic collage that includes a blue sky background, pink gingham pattern, illustration of two cowgirls, illustration of two feminine people kissing, illustrations of cherries, a lover’s eye, tulips, lily of the valley, a bow, art nouveau floral embellishments, gold sparkles, a blue butterfly, a painting of a woman about to kiss the moon, a valentines hear-shaped box, a label for forget-me-nots, gold sparkles, a heart and floral illustration from a Victorian valentine card, a lace doily, and three vintage pride pins: “glad to be gay”, “never in a million queers will there be another you”, and “gay is good”
March 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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2/28-3/7
#LastFourWatched
screencap of letterboxd most recently watched: Little Monsters (2019, 4 stars) Host (2020, 4.5 stars) Nickel Boys (2024, 4 stars) Small Soldiers (1998, 4 stars)
March 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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2/22-2/28 #LastFourWatched
screencap from letterboxd of last four watched: Small Soldiers (1998, 4 stars) Candyman (2021, 3 stars) Airplane (1980, rewatch) Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993, 3 stars)
March 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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2/17-2/20 #LastFourWatched
recent activity from letterboxd: return of the living dead part 2(2.5 stars), my bloody Valentine rewatch (4 stars), the witches of eastwick (3.5 stars), the last man on earth (3.5 stars)
February 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A SCANNER WHY IS HE HERE
Screenshot of Facebook marketplace with several listings for printers and one listing of a skinny silicone baby doll face down Full listing of a skinny and rubbery silicone baby doll for sale for $175
January 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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you can’t tell me Elon didn’t see Upgrade (2018) and say “huh a self driving dumpster that kills people? We could do that!”
screen cap from the movie Upgrade of a self driving car with a very angular design Tesla cyber truck
January 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I’m 30 today 🌙

absolutely nothing in my life is where I thought it would be but I’m still here and I’m still trying so I’ll count that as a victory
selfie of Jade (fat white woman with medium length brown hair) wearing a black dress with a moon print. She is looking down to reveal gold eyeshadow on her eyelids selfie of Jade (fat white woman with medium length brown hair) wearing a black dress with a moon print. She is looking at the camera and smiling softly
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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the sims is getting a little too real
a screen cap from The Sims 4 that says “Swap Personality Trait: Ava is feeling pretty Unflirty lately with all of her recent failed Romantic social interactions. Embrace the change from romantic to unflirty?”
January 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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my ode to feminine rage and women in horror 🔪🩸
A collage of women from horror movies with the text “no one ever thinks chicks do shit like this”
November 20, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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What’s the horror movie that got you into horror movies?

Mine was of course:
Gif of a scene from Carrie (1976) of Carrie’s silhouette with a quickly spreading fire behind her that takes up the entire background
November 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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tough to pick! Could have included the whole original Night of the Living Dead trilogy but picked just my fav to maintain some variety for the list
a movie list that includes the posters for Carrie, The Descent, The Thing, Day of the Dead, Alien, Pearl, Scream, 28 Days Later, Frankenhooker, The Substance, Get Out, and The Stuff
November 19, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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some random sketchbook pages✨
collaged sketchbook page that includes a pink portrait of Jade, a magazine cutout of Godzilla, some patterned doodles, and the text “not your fucking secret” Drawing of a white cake with cherries that has says “cry baby” on it surrounded by small ribbons and confetti Drawing of multiple flowers on a black background with text that reads “lover girl” over a gold rectangle a collaged page featuring drawings of small yellow flowers and a green bottle in addition to prescription labels, a plant print, a Garfield comic square, tin foil stars, colorful magazine clippings, and the text “let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see”
November 18, 2024 at 4:43 PM