Junkshop
@junkshop.bsky.social
JSL. Humanist, atheist. Nonbinary. Pro-choice. Anorexia survivor. Sex-positive, kink-friendly. Horror fan. Creator of #ImprovBibleStudy on YT and #ScreamsFromTheLibrary on podcast services.
Also found at: https://linktr.ee/JunkshopLibrary
Also found at: https://linktr.ee/JunkshopLibrary
I am not as strong as the people I admire.
Buona notture, Dottore.
Buona notture, Dottore.
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I am not as strong as the people I admire.
Buona notture, Dottore.
Buona notture, Dottore.
I just drank a drink that tasted like Martyrs had been remade by Raffi.
I will be taking no further questions at this time.
If ever.
I will be taking no further questions at this time.
If ever.
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I just drank a drink that tasted like Martyrs had been remade by Raffi.
I will be taking no further questions at this time.
If ever.
I will be taking no further questions at this time.
If ever.
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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a minute to realize they were talking about autumn and not the fall of civilization.
a woman is making a funny face while sitting in a crowd of people .
Alt: a woman is making a funny face while sitting in a crowd of people .
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September 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a minute to realize they were talking about autumn and not the fall of civilization.
I was raised the way I was raised (I'm white with a capital WH from the southern US) and that I'm now The Auntie Mame Age (somewhere between forty and death), I was just coming to terms with some stuff, and was ABSOLUTELY NOT PREPARED to process the cataclysmic rain of horrifying nonsense this week.
September 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I was raised the way I was raised (I'm white with a capital WH from the southern US) and that I'm now The Auntie Mame Age (somewhere between forty and death), I was just coming to terms with some stuff, and was ABSOLUTELY NOT PREPARED to process the cataclysmic rain of horrifying nonsense this week.
I think one of the greatest disservices We On The Left have done ourselves, is adopting the "The only good XYZ is a dead XYZ" as an approach to our opponents - specifically because it frames ideology as somehow inherent (as in the original quote) and thus unchangeable by said opponent.
September 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I think one of the greatest disservices We On The Left have done ourselves, is adopting the "The only good XYZ is a dead XYZ" as an approach to our opponents - specifically because it frames ideology as somehow inherent (as in the original quote) and thus unchangeable by said opponent.
Trust me when I tell you, nobody who is surprised at how bad I am at figuring out, and keeping up with, what is to me a new app, has ever lived with me or dated me.
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Trust me when I tell you, nobody who is surprised at how bad I am at figuring out, and keeping up with, what is to me a new app, has ever lived with me or dated me.
The existence of the demiculverin implies the existence of the hemidemisemiculverin send tweet
August 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The existence of the demiculverin implies the existence of the hemidemisemiculverin send tweet
Lost my favorite aquascape to a sudden leak whilst I was in the middle of applying root tabs last weekend and while trying to save my struggling Java ferns pulled further an almost-healed pulled muscle in my back from changing a tire the previous weekend and in summary Ol' Junkshop is TIRED.
August 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Lost my favorite aquascape to a sudden leak whilst I was in the middle of applying root tabs last weekend and while trying to save my struggling Java ferns pulled further an almost-healed pulled muscle in my back from changing a tire the previous weekend and in summary Ol' Junkshop is TIRED.
34 times in the past three days my phone has rung.
THIRTY-FOUR.
I am now the Auntie Mame age - somewhere between forty and death - so I don't answer unknown numbers.
But it's become a nuisance. So I answered. Just said "Hello???" in the most annoyed voice I could summon. Which is QUITE.
THIRTY-FOUR.
I am now the Auntie Mame age - somewhere between forty and death - so I don't answer unknown numbers.
But it's become a nuisance. So I answered. Just said "Hello???" in the most annoyed voice I could summon. Which is QUITE.
July 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
34 times in the past three days my phone has rung.
THIRTY-FOUR.
I am now the Auntie Mame age - somewhere between forty and death - so I don't answer unknown numbers.
But it's become a nuisance. So I answered. Just said "Hello???" in the most annoyed voice I could summon. Which is QUITE.
THIRTY-FOUR.
I am now the Auntie Mame age - somewhere between forty and death - so I don't answer unknown numbers.
But it's become a nuisance. So I answered. Just said "Hello???" in the most annoyed voice I could summon. Which is QUITE.
@fangoria.bsky.social
"You now have 6 hours to reach minimum safe distance."
This year's #ChainsawAwards close today, 7/20.
It has been an absolutely AMAZING year for horror. Make your voice heard!
fangoria.com/votenow/
"You now have 6 hours to reach minimum safe distance."
This year's #ChainsawAwards close today, 7/20.
It has been an absolutely AMAZING year for horror. Make your voice heard!
fangoria.com/votenow/
July 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@fangoria.bsky.social
"You now have 6 hours to reach minimum safe distance."
This year's #ChainsawAwards close today, 7/20.
It has been an absolutely AMAZING year for horror. Make your voice heard!
fangoria.com/votenow/
"You now have 6 hours to reach minimum safe distance."
This year's #ChainsawAwards close today, 7/20.
It has been an absolutely AMAZING year for horror. Make your voice heard!
fangoria.com/votenow/
I will disagree with myself here very specifically with regard to The Future, specifically because of the circumstances surrounding it's inception
On vinyl is the best way to listen to Leonard Cohen specifically.
July 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I will disagree with myself here very specifically with regard to The Future, specifically because of the circumstances surrounding it's inception
In today's episode of Is It Fantasy Romance Or Is It Sports, the BBC's submission:
July 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In today's episode of Is It Fantasy Romance Or Is It Sports, the BBC's submission:
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The little shows I watch keep me sane. Same with books.
July 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The little shows I watch keep me sane. Same with books.
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Gently raise your hand as high as you can if you’re really fucking sick of living with chronic pain
a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
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July 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Gently raise your hand as high as you can if you’re really fucking sick of living with chronic pain
Forget your enneagram, Babe - show me how you listen to The Stupendium's sociopolitics-skewering masterpiece of climate-change-inspired existential dread "The Ark And The Tinderbox" for a few hours straight.
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Forget your enneagram, Babe - show me how you listen to The Stupendium's sociopolitics-skewering masterpiece of climate-change-inspired existential dread "The Ark And The Tinderbox" for a few hours straight.
If not truth, then why truth-shaped?
Best way to find any arbitrary bits of washing up you accidentally left around:
- Load dishwasher
- Turn it on
- In 5 minutes, 1 of ur cats will be drinking from the coffee cup you forgot
- T'other cat will walk thru a ½ finished bowl of soup, leaving a trail of paw prints u can follow to the bowl
- Load dishwasher
- Turn it on
- In 5 minutes, 1 of ur cats will be drinking from the coffee cup you forgot
- T'other cat will walk thru a ½ finished bowl of soup, leaving a trail of paw prints u can follow to the bowl
July 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If not truth, then why truth-shaped?
I can't see the fireworks tonight. All I can hear is dull, occasional thumps. All I can see is three dim stars between the trees and the power lines and the clouds.
Susceptible to metaphor as my brain is, all I can do is hope for the better interpretation.
Happy fucking Independence Day.
Susceptible to metaphor as my brain is, all I can do is hope for the better interpretation.
Happy fucking Independence Day.
July 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I can't see the fireworks tonight. All I can hear is dull, occasional thumps. All I can see is three dim stars between the trees and the power lines and the clouds.
Susceptible to metaphor as my brain is, all I can do is hope for the better interpretation.
Happy fucking Independence Day.
Susceptible to metaphor as my brain is, all I can do is hope for the better interpretation.
Happy fucking Independence Day.
Call me uneducated, but I don't think a budget set to strip healthcare from millions of people and balloon the deficit by trillions of dollars, should be decided by a 1-person tie-breaker like a church youth group deciding between hamburgers and hotdogs.
July 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Call me uneducated, but I don't think a budget set to strip healthcare from millions of people and balloon the deficit by trillions of dollars, should be decided by a 1-person tie-breaker like a church youth group deciding between hamburgers and hotdogs.
I hate that it feels like this was the last partial weekend that will ever have felt like it was anything approximating normal.
The only thing I hate more is: that sentence would resonate if written at this point during more weekends than not for at least the last quarter of my life.
The only thing I hate more is: that sentence would resonate if written at this point during more weekends than not for at least the last quarter of my life.
June 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I hate that it feels like this was the last partial weekend that will ever have felt like it was anything approximating normal.
The only thing I hate more is: that sentence would resonate if written at this point during more weekends than not for at least the last quarter of my life.
The only thing I hate more is: that sentence would resonate if written at this point during more weekends than not for at least the last quarter of my life.
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FYI they want you to feel crushed and helpless. That’s the point. Politics on the extreme end of the spectrum count on you feeling powerless. Every dystopian future is grey. Art is protest. Being creative will keep you going. Don’t let them crush your spirit. Be creative!! Use it against them!!
February 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
FYI they want you to feel crushed and helpless. That’s the point. Politics on the extreme end of the spectrum count on you feeling powerless. Every dystopian future is grey. Art is protest. Being creative will keep you going. Don’t let them crush your spirit. Be creative!! Use it against them!!
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
We decided almost two hundred and fifty years ago that we were not going to have kings in this country, and we are not going to start now to satisfy the malignant narcissism of a multiply-bankrupt, morally-bankrupt, 34-times-convicted felon and adjudicated sex-offender.
June 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
We decided almost two hundred and fifty years ago that we were not going to have kings in this country, and we are not going to start now to satisfy the malignant narcissism of a multiply-bankrupt, morally-bankrupt, 34-times-convicted felon and adjudicated sex-offender.
Happy Birthday to the most obsessive-compulsive momma's boy in history, the one and only Jason Voorhees!
That 2-day-old waning-gibbous looks beautiful reflected in the water, doesn't it, campers?
That 2-day-old waning-gibbous looks beautiful reflected in the water, doesn't it, campers?
June 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Happy Birthday to the most obsessive-compulsive momma's boy in history, the one and only Jason Voorhees!
That 2-day-old waning-gibbous looks beautiful reflected in the water, doesn't it, campers?
That 2-day-old waning-gibbous looks beautiful reflected in the water, doesn't it, campers?
If you're interested in hearing Ol' Junkshop rave about a horror fetish musical and/or supporting a fledgling horror-movie podcast focused only on the awesome aspects...
Out now on various podcast services, as well as YouTube!
Episode III: MAXIMUM SHAME (2010)
youtu.be/K_m1Y1RqU88?...
Out now on various podcast services, as well as YouTube!
Episode III: MAXIMUM SHAME (2010)
youtu.be/K_m1Y1RqU88?...
Screams From The Library, Episode III: MAXIMUM SHAME (2010)
YouTube video by JunkshopLibrary
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June 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If you're interested in hearing Ol' Junkshop rave about a horror fetish musical and/or supporting a fledgling horror-movie podcast focused only on the awesome aspects...
Out now on various podcast services, as well as YouTube!
Episode III: MAXIMUM SHAME (2010)
youtu.be/K_m1Y1RqU88?...
Out now on various podcast services, as well as YouTube!
Episode III: MAXIMUM SHAME (2010)
youtu.be/K_m1Y1RqU88?...