Jumpy the Hat
@jumpythehat.bsky.social
Mathematician, aspiring polyglot (eo+fr+sv+jbo), coffee addict, and also other things. Fargo ➡️ Chambana
Got my gallbladder removed yesterday morning
September 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Got my gallbladder removed yesterday morning
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a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way
January 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way
Just saw someone refer to Generation Beta starting soon. At what point will this naming scheme stop? Because I don't trust the average person to know much more of the Greek alphabet
January 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just saw someone refer to Generation Beta starting soon. At what point will this naming scheme stop? Because I don't trust the average person to know much more of the Greek alphabet
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If you live in the Hague and are caught speeding or shoplifting or some shit, boy are you fucked.
January 11, 2024 at 3:22 PM
If you live in the Hague and are caught speeding or shoplifting or some shit, boy are you fucked.
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Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
November 3, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
@asheiou.uk How do I keep finding other people in the Green Letter On Black Background club
October 24, 2023 at 9:32 PM
@asheiou.uk How do I keep finding other people in the Green Letter On Black Background club
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Fuck the boat "Ever Given". I will never forgive the boat for what it did to the suez canal. The should shoot the damn boat. Get it out of there
September 12, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Fuck the boat "Ever Given". I will never forgive the boat for what it did to the suez canal. The should shoot the damn boat. Get it out of there
I won a salami today
September 8, 2023 at 5:22 AM
I won a salami today
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Ohh My Engagement is SHIT! My numbers are ZERO
August 31, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Ohh My Engagement is SHIT! My numbers are ZERO
I'm on the new website now
August 26, 2023 at 1:38 AM
I'm on the new website now