I would just call them a "Demitri Martin joke"

Like, even as a STEM person I know all the Greek letters but I don't know what order they all go in. I know it goes αβγδε ... ω and that's it

I mean, it had at least 10 years of being halfway decent, that's already better than most websites

There's an account on the old website that just posted screenshots of MGS3 with accompanying dril tweets, and it fit perfectly every single time

I won it by knowing about the movie Evolution starring David Duchovny

And a lot of the people I follow on Bird Website won't be able to get their handles here because they've been squatted on by crypto grifters

I'm a little pissed, I went from just being on Bird Website, then Idiot bought it, now I'm on the Elephant Website because I couldn't get on Sky Website, but now I'm on Sky Website, and the whole time I'm still on Bird Website anyway because the people I follow won't/can't move to Other Websites