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Rose
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you must relate to the earthling mortal
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Trying to comfort my friend, who is having a hard time, by explaining that Thomas the Tank Engine did not appear until the second book in The Railway Series. I display such an intense teary-eyed sincerity that while I do not make her feel better, it is the main thing she thinks about at my funeral.
September 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
seeking sugar daddy to purchase me danny brown tickets ASAP
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
watching the guy in front of me on bart open Sleeper and he is Cooked
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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streamer
October 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
got the ick because uber driver was eating snacks
September 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
what if we were both girls and our love ran so deeply that we wanted the best for one another even if it meant we couldn't be together and we didn't know what to do with ourselves without each other. what if
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
born to make shitty edgy posts on the internet, forced to live in a world where that might have actual real life consequences
September 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
i love mopping floors because it satisfies the human urge to do a big spin attack. the only time you get to do link’s up b
September 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
got 4 awful reels in a row and on the verge of tears at what the algorithm thinks of me
September 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
i bring a funkmaster flex introducing otis vibe to sex that the hoes despise
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Bakemonogatari manga
August 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
it’s really funny that epstein probably actually killed himself instead of just waiting a few years until he 100% would have been allowed to get away with it
July 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
the original Revue Starlight rules but i don’t know if any anime movie elevates its original series more than the Revue Starlight movie. legitimately flawless.

youtu.be/c3rrQpwKwPI?...
Claudine VS Maya. Revue of Souls Eng Sub - Revue Starlight
YouTube video by NothingToSeeHere
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May 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
May 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
all time awful fit what was she doing
May 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Oh I get it. Fun Onions.
May 25, 2023 at 1:54 AM
seth’s stomp into immediately collapsing dead from the move he took 5 seconds before the stomp is eternally my favorite move in wrestling
April 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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i don’t want to hire a hitman to kill me i just want to hire someone to hit me precisely one time in the head with a baseball bat and see what happens
August 14, 2023 at 12:55 PM
a fucking mario party minigame for someone to lose a vote at final 10 jeff probst i will kill you with a gun
April 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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If you're a cis person who bought hogwarts legacy, you owe a trans person $70 immediately. Also you should probably wear a hat that says "dipshit" on it
April 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
if i met you at a bar one time two years ago and haven’t seen you since rest assured i’m still watching all your instagram stories like yes go off girly enjoy your italy trip
April 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Jumball the Third, king of the watermelons, is the mascot of Nyuzen Town, Japan.
March 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
my toxic trait is how good i think i would be at all of the sandbag throwing challenges on survivor
March 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
beast mode
February 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM