Yeah, but on the other hand, no woke, so... saving lives or Jim Davidson on terrestrial television, which do you think is more important? You can't have both.

"Ha ha, no, really, no-one has *ever* made that joke before..." (eyes roll back into head)

When the deluge results in inevitable environmental chaos caused by Trump cuts, presumably he will blame fake dews. www.latimes.com/environment/...

I couldn't help thinking that someone else might want to stop doing these things first, but maybe that's just me being reluctant to accept the blame for my own failings.

I had a follower who I don't know & have never interacted with tell me the other week that I should lay off highlighting examples of Reform proving themselves to be hopeless incompetent racists at every opportunity. Sorry stranger, my mistake, thanks for putting me straight.

'I said Holy Ghost, not Unholy Gust'.

Also, that seemed somewhat unnecessarily specific location information to include, like watching a tv programme from the 1970s where they show the handwritten letter and address details of seven year old Little Jimmy who has written in asking to meet Showaddywaddy.

'You, boy, do you have any news? It's been a quiet week and we're struggling to fill the pages.'

'Anyone got any suggestions for what we can do for his birthday?' 😱

And smoking everywhere, the Black and White Minstrels... oh but we were looking forward to a future of closer cooperation with our European neighbours.

I think the Pope dying after meeting this clown showed that *he* had the greatest instinct about human beings (see also: the Queen and Liz Truss).

I think the Pope dying after meeting this clown showed that *he* had the greatest instinct about human beings (see also: the Queen and Liz Truss).

West Ham won the FA Cup but being 4 at the time, my enjoyment was limited.