For any gamer out there who needs something wholesome and nostalgic to get you through the day, Toontown is a retro online game that's adorable and is all about taking down corporations and businessmen 🤪

REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.

HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.

Today, a 2nd grader walked into my room and handed me a mug. No special occasion...just out of the blue.

While shopping with his mom, he saw this mug and had to get it for me.

If this isn't a testament to the legacy of kindness I strive to leave behind, then I don't know what is. ❤️

BREAKING: Josh Shapiro just sued Donald Trump and won, unfreezing $2.1 billion in funds the administration tried to freeze.

Another win for Democrats in the courts. Don’t let anyone tell you Donald Trump is unstoppable.

This.

I have a genuine question. I need to understand. There are people I love. People I believe to be genuinely good and caring. Why do they support Trump?

I find Audiobook Discourse somewhat exhausting, but I nonetheless decided to weigh in on it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=80SC...

it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite

This is the bad place.

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

Maybe Anakin would have been less angry if they didn’t make him wear that dumbass rat tail braid.

The very last Tiktok I watched was Charlie Puth playing See You Again on the piano...I can live with that ending.