Julian Americanus
julianimperatorus.bsky.social
Julian Americanus
@julianimperatorus.bsky.social
Emperor of the United States, High King of the Known Worlds, King of 1987 and the North, Hipster Lord of the 'Muricani

I will have 335 million co-Emperors, or I will be the Emperor. I will bend no knee and swear no oath to any other end.
Hell! Maybe even by Loomer’s.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Wow. Even by GOP standards that’s a whopper.
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I won’t say the movie’s amazing, but Langella was amazing in it. One of my personal top ten performances of all time, for certain.
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do I believe that’s what Democrats have in mind with that slogan? That’s a different question. But- Republicans turned “fiscal and personal responsibility” into trillions in debt and government involvement in our most personal of lives. We can twist “strong floor, no ceiling” into what’s needed. 3/3
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The floor is the part that really matters. Make it so any person can take any risk, without fearing for their food, home, or health, and we will all reap the benefit as we climb higher than our wildest dreams. (2/3)
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Shout out to the 80’s kids who immediately pictured Frank Langella as Skeletor.
a statue of a man in a gold costume with horns and a ram 's head
Alt: Frank Langella as Skeletor
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December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That’s my suspicion as well. I don’t know how exactly the Trumpets intend to make money on this, but there’s gotta be something. Like, they take a percentage of dividends or one of the indexes is Trump crypto- it’s gotta be something.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wait- we’re talking literal savings accounts?!? Not total market index funds or something else that at least *might* actually accrue meaningful profit? A savings account!?!
a man in a yellow shirt is asking the question " why "
Alt: Captain Kirk is asking the question " why "
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December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This wouldn’t be alarming, it wouldn’t even be noteworthy, if adults were in charge. But a Trumpist National Security apparatus saying this is terrifying. They don’t want to supplement and improve. They cut and accept the deficiencies.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I will admit, though, I had thought/hoped that the more established religions would at least be resistant to that idea. But once again, the right has lived down beneath my lowest expectations. (2/2)
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Then go home, Roger Williams, and be at your leisure. There are plenty of decent human beings who’d be willing to take your seat and hold only broad based index funds, or even no investments at all, just for the privilege of serving their fellow citizens.
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Error? No way. That was either a staffer taking a stand, or a very intentional signal to Trump’s real base. Either way- I don’t buy that it was a mistake.
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“You get under that bus, Admiral! That is a direct order! You get under under there and you stay there!”
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Shop. Custom Saber Shop. Dang autocorrect.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
People are stockpiling, trying to take advantage of the sales to do it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
And there’s always the Frankenstein approach: customer hilt from a parts shop like The CSS and sound internals from a readymade place like Ultrasabers. Anyhow- May the Force be with you! (3/3)
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The Custom Saber Show sells the pieces for you to build your own, for the full Jedi experience. :) A little more involved, but nothing like picking the exact design for your hilt and having a truly custom built prop. (And that was years ago- it may be even simpler to put together these days). (2/3)
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I had an Ultrasabers one once, but just a soundless, flashlight base type. The handle was very nice, though. Can’t speak to how their LED in blade (for the extending look) and sound capable ones are. (1/2)
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Of course Trump goes with the domestic abuser’s perennial excuse: “why do you make me do this to you?”
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
At which point- they’ll shut right up and try doing the crime quietly, or they’ll jump straight to trying to (re)overthrow the Supreme Court. 2/2 #ImpeachTrump
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM