Julian Americanus
@julianimperatorus.bsky.social
Emperor of the United States, High King of the Known Worlds, King of 1987 and the North, Hipster Lord of the 'Muricani
I will have 335 million co-Emperors, or I will be the Emperor. I will bend no knee and swear no oath to any other end.
I will have 335 million co-Emperors, or I will be the Emperor. I will bend no knee and swear no oath to any other end.
People looking for God in the machine is going to be a problem. Tarot, runes, dice- oracles “work” on the idea that a supernatural force influences the output. People are going to look at the black box of an LLM and think they can hear the voice of the gods. (1/2)
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
People looking for God in the machine is going to be a problem. Tarot, runes, dice- oracles “work” on the idea that a supernatural force influences the output. People are going to look at the black box of an LLM and think they can hear the voice of the gods. (1/2)
I’m the Emperor and, with deep sorrow, I endorse this message.
Fuck you if you support him.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m the Emperor and, with deep sorrow, I endorse this message.
Donald Trump’s brain is melting down before our eyes. Dementia and a sense of invincibility is a heady drug, but the eventual crash is hard. He is going to burn the entire Republican Party to ash if they let him. And it looks like they will. Hell! They’ll burn thanking him for the privilege.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Donald Trump’s brain is melting down before our eyes. Dementia and a sense of invincibility is a heady drug, but the eventual crash is hard. He is going to burn the entire Republican Party to ash if they let him. And it looks like they will. Hell! They’ll burn thanking him for the privilege.
You wonder Trump and his MAGAts keep confessing? It’s because a confession without consequence is a boast. They’re bragging about what they’re doing, and they’ll keep doing so until the Supreme Court gives them a consequence that stings. 1/2
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You wonder Trump and his MAGAts keep confessing? It’s because a confession without consequence is a boast. They’re bragging about what they’re doing, and they’ll keep doing so until the Supreme Court gives them a consequence that stings. 1/2
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“To believe anything about Epstein coming from Trump and his cronies requires a complete suspension of common sense, which is why it’s good to remember that the simplest explanation is often the correct one: they’re lying.” — @justinglawe.bsky.social
MAGA's Epstein gaslighting is unsustainable
To believe anything they say requires a complete suspension of common sense.
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November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“To believe anything about Epstein coming from Trump and his cronies requires a complete suspension of common sense, which is why it’s good to remember that the simplest explanation is often the correct one: they’re lying.” — @justinglawe.bsky.social
Trump is not leaving willingly. Period. Accept that. But he’s (hopefully) too stupid to understand how important the 2026 election is to him. Vote Democrat. Take the House and the Senate so Trump can be impeached when he tries to rig/call off/whatever stupid crap the 2028 election.
Trump posts an image of him holding a sign that reads, “Trump 2028, yes!”
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Trump is not leaving willingly. Period. Accept that. But he’s (hopefully) too stupid to understand how important the 2026 election is to him. Vote Democrat. Take the House and the Senate so Trump can be impeached when he tries to rig/call off/whatever stupid crap the 2028 election.
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Please, Rian. We need this!
Rian Johnson Responds After Fans Clamor For The Next 'Knives Out' Movie To Star The Muppets
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November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Please, Rian. We need this!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
That right there is the truth of the Republican Party: “ordinary folks.” Trump and his ilk think they are so much better than everybody else. And it’s not just racism, homophobia etc. In their eyes, the best a poor white man can be is: “ordinary folks.” As opposed to them, our supposed “betters”. 🤮
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
That right there is the truth of the Republican Party: “ordinary folks.” Trump and his ilk think they are so much better than everybody else. And it’s not just racism, homophobia etc. In their eyes, the best a poor white man can be is: “ordinary folks.” As opposed to them, our supposed “betters”. 🤮
Now, son of Joe-El: Kneel before Charlie Brown!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Now, son of Joe-El: Kneel before Charlie Brown!
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To the six Democratic lawmakers who made that beautiful video reminding our military members of their duty and obligation to NOT obey illegal orders, I say this:
Make MORE of them.
Make MORE of them.
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
To the six Democratic lawmakers who made that beautiful video reminding our military members of their duty and obligation to NOT obey illegal orders, I say this:
Make MORE of them.
Make MORE of them.
The mad king has reached, “Burn them all” stage. Donald Trump must be impeached, immediately. Trust me, America- we do NOT want to watch the most powerful man in the world crash out. He will do his best to take us all with him. Impeach him now House. Convict him now Senate.
🚨 Trump calls for the death of Democratic senators and representatives who produced a video advising members of the military and intelligence communities not to follow illegal orders:
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The mad king has reached, “Burn them all” stage. Donald Trump must be impeached, immediately. Trust me, America- we do NOT want to watch the most powerful man in the world crash out. He will do his best to take us all with him. Impeach him now House. Convict him now Senate.
Once again- Trump does something that in any functional version of the United States would see him impeached by sunset. And once again- the Republican Party will do nothing. Disgusting. Pathetic.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Once again- Trump does something that in any functional version of the United States would see him impeached by sunset. And once again- the Republican Party will do nothing. Disgusting. Pathetic.
Random thought: what absolute maniac invented the zipper? Like, there’s a lot stuff I think, “why’d that take so long to dream up?” But the zipper? In a world without zippers? It’s amazing we have them now. #DeepThoughts
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Random thought: what absolute maniac invented the zipper? Like, there’s a lot stuff I think, “why’d that take so long to dream up?” But the zipper? In a world without zippers? It’s amazing we have them now. #DeepThoughts
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"TERRIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING OUTSIDE. AT ANYTIME OF NIGHT AND DAY POOR HELPLESS PEOPLE ARE BEING DRAGGED OUT OF THEIR HOMES"
- ANNE FRANK, 01/13/1943
- ANNE FRANK, 01/13/1943
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"TERRIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING OUTSIDE. AT ANYTIME OF NIGHT AND DAY POOR HELPLESS PEOPLE ARE BEING DRAGGED OUT OF THEIR HOMES"
- ANNE FRANK, 01/13/1943
- ANNE FRANK, 01/13/1943
I got a little shaky on #HazbinHotel season two in the middle there, but these last two episodes really brought it home. This is a truly beautiful show. My highest of recommendations.
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I got a little shaky on #HazbinHotel season two in the middle there, but these last two episodes really brought it home. This is a truly beautiful show. My highest of recommendations.
I’m not sure which is more disgusting: Trump’s “Quiet, Piggy,” or the fact that all the journalists on that plane haven’t gotten together and submitted a joint note of protest to the White House.
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’m not sure which is more disgusting: Trump’s “Quiet, Piggy,” or the fact that all the journalists on that plane haven’t gotten together and submitted a joint note of protest to the White House.
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Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's abuse have released a PSA urging Congress to make the records public, produced by World Without Exploitation.
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's abuse have released a PSA urging Congress to make the records public, produced by World Without Exploitation.
Remember back when Trump was elected? I warned Trump voters to find their line and hold on to it, lest Trump sneak them over it and they wake up not recognizing themselves. Well, talking about the difference between 5 and 15 is exactly what I meant by that #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Remember back when Trump was elected? I warned Trump voters to find their line and hold on to it, lest Trump sneak them over it and they wake up not recognizing themselves. Well, talking about the difference between 5 and 15 is exactly what I meant by that #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Donald Trump should be impeached for… well, for many many things- but using the entire Department of Justice in an obstruction of Justice scheme has GOT to be up there. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Trump is opening an "investigation" because that precludes DOJ from being allowed to release the files.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Donald Trump should be impeached for… well, for many many things- but using the entire Department of Justice in an obstruction of Justice scheme has GOT to be up there. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Call your Representatives, everyone, please! Whether they have signed the petition or not. Trump is pushing hard to get them to take their names off before it can be made official. Tell them to hold strong if they’ve signed, and get onboard if they haven’t. #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Call your Representatives, everyone, please! Whether they have signed the petition or not. Trump is pushing hard to get them to take their names off before it can be made official. Tell them to hold strong if they’ve signed, and get onboard if they haven’t. #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles End this national nightmare!
Oh! So it’s a situation, is it? Ah! To be a fly on that wall! Seeing all those people living it out. What kid doesn’t grow up dreaming of makin’ the big calls? Bein’ in the room where they… try to blackmail a woman into covering up Donald Trump’s abuse of underage girls.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles End this national nightmare!
Oh! So it’s a situation, is it? Ah! To be a fly on that wall! Seeing all those people living it out. What kid doesn’t grow up dreaming of makin’ the big calls? Bein’ in the room where they… try to blackmail a woman into covering up Donald Trump’s abuse of underage girls.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oh! So it’s a situation, is it? Ah! To be a fly on that wall! Seeing all those people living it out. What kid doesn’t grow up dreaming of makin’ the big calls? Bein’ in the room where they… try to blackmail a woman into covering up Donald Trump’s abuse of underage girls.