isn't living with people so infuriating? i can't imagine opening the trash and seeing that someone ELSE didn't take it out. oh i'd be pissed all the time if there was someone else to blame. how do you guys do it?

As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.

every single time i floss my teeth, i think to myself, "wow, i almost slept with that in there"

not getting any likes on things you post feels the same as your card not getting picked when playing CAH when you thought you had a bomb ass answer

the average person spends about 26 years of their life sleeping. i probably spend 40. happily.

If you happen to find yourself watching a children's dance recital, try and choose one child and focus on them the whole time. That way you'll know for sure if they mess up

different night same vibes

how i feel joining an app to get away from meta

What I imagine the White House looks like right now