Just Karl
@verygreatkarl.bsky.social
Improviser | Comedian | Leftist | Actor | Undiscovered | Clown | Raconteur | Bon Vivant | Teacher | Frequenter of Establishments | Anarchist | Friend
Thinking of getting into comics about horses
August 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Thinking of getting into comics about horses
In order to adapt this riddle for modern audiences, the doctor will now shout "I can't operate on this boy! He's my biological son and I'm straight!"
August 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
In order to adapt this riddle for modern audiences, the doctor will now shout "I can't operate on this boy! He's my biological son and I'm straight!"
Come hang out under a bridge! The Worst Orchestra in Omaha is here! Plus there are birds
July 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Come hang out under a bridge! The Worst Orchestra in Omaha is here! Plus there are birds
Today I'm not handling the state of geopolitics well
June 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Today I'm not handling the state of geopolitics well
WOW has it been a long day
(Me every other solstice)
(Me every other solstice)
June 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
WOW has it been a long day
(Me every other solstice)
(Me every other solstice)
Some people have a memory palace. I have a lie world.
June 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Some people have a memory palace. I have a lie world.
Found on a trailhead sign
"Further, nudity is commonplace in the hot springs, and not condoned by Olympic National Park"
"Further, nudity is commonplace in the hot springs, and not condoned by Olympic National Park"
June 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Found on a trailhead sign
"Further, nudity is commonplace in the hot springs, and not condoned by Olympic National Park"
"Further, nudity is commonplace in the hot springs, and not condoned by Olympic National Park"
To the lone protestor holding an "Ice Melts" sign on the street corner, I offer my honks.
June 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
To the lone protestor holding an "Ice Melts" sign on the street corner, I offer my honks.
I want to try out the Aqua Aerobics class, really I do, I just don't think I have the stamina for an hour of classic rock
June 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I want to try out the Aqua Aerobics class, really I do, I just don't think I have the stamina for an hour of classic rock
Overheard at the gym
"Woah it's the six million dollar man! How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?"
"...22"
"Well then you don't even know who that is!"
"Woah it's the six million dollar man! How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?"
"...22"
"Well then you don't even know who that is!"
June 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Overheard at the gym
"Woah it's the six million dollar man! How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?"
"...22"
"Well then you don't even know who that is!"
"Woah it's the six million dollar man! How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?"
"...22"
"Well then you don't even know who that is!"
My biggest fear is that someone I know and trust will turn out to be a human size marionette controlled by drones.
May 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My biggest fear is that someone I know and trust will turn out to be a human size marionette controlled by drones.
Overheard at the gym "Well don't take my word for it, I'm just talking out loud here"
May 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Overheard at the gym "Well don't take my word for it, I'm just talking out loud here"
Reposted by Just Karl
"the one thing universally considered to be illegal", fucking incredible
May 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"the one thing universally considered to be illegal", fucking incredible
Overheard in the sauna:
"My pet peeve is people who celebrate their birthday after 21"
"Yeah, especially if it's, like, a guy"
Fellas-is it gay to have a birthday?
"My pet peeve is people who celebrate their birthday after 21"
"Yeah, especially if it's, like, a guy"
Fellas-is it gay to have a birthday?
May 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Overheard in the sauna:
"My pet peeve is people who celebrate their birthday after 21"
"Yeah, especially if it's, like, a guy"
Fellas-is it gay to have a birthday?
"My pet peeve is people who celebrate their birthday after 21"
"Yeah, especially if it's, like, a guy"
Fellas-is it gay to have a birthday?
Eating homemade meatball subs while I drive to work in a celebration of nihilistic optimism
May 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Eating homemade meatball subs while I drive to work in a celebration of nihilistic optimism
NO, I did not pee in the pool. I pissed myself, THEN I got in the pool
May 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
NO, I did not pee in the pool. I pissed myself, THEN I got in the pool
Add "You had a wet dream about Einstein?" alongside "You drank your grandsons pee?" and "A ghost choked you in Switzerland?" in the Nathan Fielder hall of fame
May 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Add "You had a wet dream about Einstein?" alongside "You drank your grandsons pee?" and "A ghost choked you in Switzerland?" in the Nathan Fielder hall of fame
I mean, it's 250 pencils, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
May 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I mean, it's 250 pencils, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
As my time with Pete the Cat: The Musical draws to a close, I can't help but reminisce on the wisdom I've gained.
He truly was a real cool cat.
He truly was a real cool cat.
May 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
As my time with Pete the Cat: The Musical draws to a close, I can't help but reminisce on the wisdom I've gained.
He truly was a real cool cat.
He truly was a real cool cat.
Reposted by Just Karl
I think I take a lot of the RFK stuff pretty personally because as a Dipshit-American I have a lot of quasi-magical beliefs about how my body works and it really pisses me off to see someone turn this joyful practice to evil
April 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think I take a lot of the RFK stuff pretty personally because as a Dipshit-American I have a lot of quasi-magical beliefs about how my body works and it really pisses me off to see someone turn this joyful practice to evil
Reposted by Just Karl
All the cool kids sitting in the back of the class
April 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
All the cool kids sitting in the back of the class
Defriend the Police
March 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Defriend the Police
Watching Land Before Time II- This Strut fella would get along great with Gaston, I bet
March 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Watching Land Before Time II- This Strut fella would get along great with Gaston, I bet
My partner told me to get butter, but there are so many kinds. I asked her which butter and she said "Ghee". That's clarified butter.
March 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My partner told me to get butter, but there are so many kinds. I asked her which butter and she said "Ghee". That's clarified butter.