JG
julesajem.bsky.social
JG
@julesajem.bsky.social
I’m Julia and I’m funny sometimes probably.
I forgot about this place
June 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Loooool
January 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
TikTok byke
January 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Flower of Evil is too much crying. He crying. She crying. I’m crying.
December 9, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I need this fit for assembly
December 6, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn

brain: how bout a coffee

me: idk sounds like a bad idea

brain: iced coffee

me: ok yeah that makes more sense
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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It's pretty interesting how one simple trick made this medical insurance company reverse their policy.
December 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Take this debauchery back to x bird.
What time y’all getting nekkid tonight?
December 6, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I really hate when I ask for something but feel like I’m being annoying for getting confirmation that they understood what I asked only to NOT get what I asked for 😑
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
A guaranteed fun and safe activity for everyone is to agree to meet a complete stranger in a totally isolated area and film it 👍🏽
November 17, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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What keyboard shortcut do you think more people should know about?

I'll start: CTRL + SHIFT + T to re-open the browser tab you just closed
November 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."

That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.

There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
November 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Oh this is very high level adulting. I just wander around until I find everything under the guise I’m getting extra steps
I’m at that point in adulting where I write my grocery lists in order of the aisles lol
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

None. That's a hardware issue.
November 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Everyone on this site has a library card
November 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
It’s not my birthday that’s why I couldn’t believe it
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 AM
So you must not have posted then cuz flamed where????
I gotta find more people I know on here, my whole feed can’t jus be me flaming Julia 😭
November 15, 2024 at 1:10 AM
The fact that I don’t live near a Jack and The Box is truly a tragedy and a blessing. I would go get it now but I’d be 3000 lbs because that’s all I’d eat.
November 15, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I want something good to eat. Like really really good. Right now. That I don’t have to make.
November 15, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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First person to tweet about MEN & WOMEN going 50/50...

Gets sent back to X.... by the authority of #BlackSky
November 15, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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Welp! I’m on the decline yall
November 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I can’t believe it’s my birthday again
November 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Seeing a profile saying 25k Skeets would be out of order 🤣🤣🤣
November 15, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Not skeets 😭😭😭😭
petition to call posts FLUTTERS please, skeets is truly diabolical.
November 15, 2024 at 12:47 AM