Jules Suzdaltsev
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Jules Suzdaltsev
@jules.su
· May 6
give me a blue check on here you cocksucker motherfuckers
*Chuck Schumer running full speed through the White House with a defibrillator*
You know, it would be really funny if *it* happens this week, and just wipes the slate clean for Dems.
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
*Chuck Schumer running full speed through the White House with a defibrillator*
You know, it would be really funny if *it* happens this week, and just wipes the slate clean for Dems.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
You know, it would be really funny if *it* happens this week, and just wipes the slate clean for Dems.
Feels pretty crazy being on the exact same page as Republicans in this regard.
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Feels pretty crazy being on the exact same page as Republicans in this regard.
this shit is both so funny and so sad
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
this shit is both so funny and so sad
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Now is the time to fight, not surrender. 🗣️
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Progressive group MoveOn calls on Schumer to step aside
"Inexplicably, some Senate Democrats, under Leader Schumer's watch, decided to surrender."
www.axios.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Now is the time to fight, not surrender. 🗣️
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
It's funny that I keep asking these MAGA repliers how much they pay for insurance and if they can afford a major hike, and out of maybe 200 or so, only one answered and said he pays $120 through his job - but didn't understand that his job pays like 80% of the total amount.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It's funny that I keep asking these MAGA repliers how much they pay for insurance and if they can afford a major hike, and out of maybe 200 or so, only one answered and said he pays $120 through his job - but didn't understand that his job pays like 80% of the total amount.
I think it’s really stupid to call Democrats “controlled opposition”.
What opposition are you even talking about?
What opposition are you even talking about?
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think it’s really stupid to call Democrats “controlled opposition”.
What opposition are you even talking about?
What opposition are you even talking about?
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new episode on Schumer’s Eight Traitors who just f*cking killed us
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
new episode on Schumer’s Eight Traitors who just f*cking killed us
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that's one of mine that, if i'm not mistaken 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
that's one of mine that, if i'm not mistaken 🫡
Looking forward to primarying you, thanks for the reminder!
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Looking forward to primarying you, thanks for the reminder!
Jesus Christ, the whole interview is so much worse than you could have imagined.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAN...
'No path' to health care fix if government is closed: Sen. Kaine on why he voted yes
YouTube video by MSNBC
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Jesus Christ, the whole interview is so much worse than you could have imagined.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAN...
Dems are licking boot so hard that they got to the balls
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dems are licking boot so hard that they got to the balls
It's actually quite unbelievable that they just *literally* plugged their ears and went "NUH-UH! Nobody is actually mad at us!" when it's impossible to leave a voicemail for any of the offices because ALL of the mailboxes are full.
I actually don't even understand the play here, why even go on TV?
I actually don't even understand the play here, why even go on TV?
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's actually quite unbelievable that they just *literally* plugged their ears and went "NUH-UH! Nobody is actually mad at us!" when it's impossible to leave a voicemail for any of the offices because ALL of the mailboxes are full.
I actually don't even understand the play here, why even go on TV?
I actually don't even understand the play here, why even go on TV?
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Dealer: alright everyone ante up
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dealer: alright everyone ante up
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
Chuck Schumer: I fold
Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet
Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
Does anyone know where I can see the Tim Kaine & Katy Tur intvw on MSNBC? Sounds brutal.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Does anyone know where I can see the Tim Kaine & Katy Tur intvw on MSNBC? Sounds brutal.
I understand that these are disgusting fucking psychos but just to be clear: their plan is to submit the exact same bill in Dec that Republicans immediately blocked while Dems had enormous leverage, but now doing it without ANY leverage at all after giving them everything they wanted.
Right?
Right?
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I understand that these are disgusting fucking psychos but just to be clear: their plan is to submit the exact same bill in Dec that Republicans immediately blocked while Dems had enormous leverage, but now doing it without ANY leverage at all after giving them everything they wanted.
Right?
Right?
one more time each ;)
I cannot wait until I never have to hear the names Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi again.
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
one more time each ;)
eagerly looking forward to going thru the same horrific tooth pulling process of ousting Chuck Schumer as we did ousting Biden from the race as he digs in his heels and destroys the party doing so
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
eagerly looking forward to going thru the same horrific tooth pulling process of ousting Chuck Schumer as we did ousting Biden from the race as he digs in his heels and destroys the party doing so
this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Honestly, primarying Schumer and applying EXTREME pressure for him to resign immediately is a bare necessity, whether he kills us with this vote or not.
Even floating the idea reflects a total inability and unwillingness to lead, or represent Americans.
Regardless of the outcome, he is a traitor.
Even floating the idea reflects a total inability and unwillingness to lead, or represent Americans.
Regardless of the outcome, he is a traitor.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Honestly, primarying Schumer and applying EXTREME pressure for him to resign immediately is a bare necessity, whether he kills us with this vote or not.
Even floating the idea reflects a total inability and unwillingness to lead, or represent Americans.
Regardless of the outcome, he is a traitor.
Even floating the idea reflects a total inability and unwillingness to lead, or represent Americans.
Regardless of the outcome, he is a traitor.
The second most annoying thing is how all of the gloating Republican voters are exactly 6 weeks away from freaking out that their health insurance just tripled "because of the Democrats!"
They'll be 100% right for once, by the way.
They'll be 100% right for once, by the way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The second most annoying thing is how all of the gloating Republican voters are exactly 6 weeks away from freaking out that their health insurance just tripled "because of the Democrats!"
They'll be 100% right for once, by the way.
They'll be 100% right for once, by the way.