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von henry
@juicemanvonn.bsky.social
don't take bluesky seriously unless you are getting paid (parody account)
frozen carrotkeks
October 21, 2024 at 4:41 AM
yeowzieeeeee
October 12, 2024 at 2:23 AM
thundrcleese my checks plz
October 12, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I love waterballs
October 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
catcall
October 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
doodyburgers sister
October 11, 2024 at 6:37 PM
sittin' on the toilet
October 11, 2024 at 3:13 AM
i gangster-rap to the boonies
October 11, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I eat tendies brother
October 11, 2024 at 3:06 AM
kitten eating fudgepackers
October 8, 2024 at 7:41 AM
cant spell gamer without gamera
October 8, 2024 at 7:39 AM
me when
October 8, 2024 at 7:37 AM
getta long lil doggy
September 25, 2024 at 5:11 PM
farting out marxism
September 25, 2024 at 4:24 PM
all i said i pee'd in the sink
September 25, 2024 at 4:20 PM
my uncle's got some issues of spiderman # 294
September 25, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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born to poop, forced to try not to talk about pooping
September 22, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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my fellow americans, penis poop butt hole
September 20, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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farts are just poop pollen
September 21, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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People defending their Twitter use be like: "But if I leave the butthole where will I find poop to roll in?!?"
September 23, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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I had to poop so bad this morning that I almost didn't make it to the backyard
September 25, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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You don’t need a good reason to not want kids. I hate touching poop and I’m happy with my Spotify algorithm
September 21, 2024 at 2:33 PM
ah heck mannnnn
September 25, 2024 at 4:15 PM