menu ideas for my new restaurant "Eat the Rich", so far i've got:
Mark Cubano Sandwich
PB & Jeff Bezos
please help me, these are not good...
Elon Moussaka?
Chocolate Bill Gateau?
...oh god, i'm ruined
Mark Cubano Sandwich
PB & Jeff Bezos
please help me, these are not good...
Elon Moussaka?
Chocolate Bill Gateau?
...oh god, i'm ruined
January 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
menu ideas for my new restaurant "Eat the Rich", so far i've got:
Mark Cubano Sandwich
PB & Jeff Bezos
please help me, these are not good...
Elon Moussaka?
Chocolate Bill Gateau?
...oh god, i'm ruined
Mark Cubano Sandwich
PB & Jeff Bezos
please help me, these are not good...
Elon Moussaka?
Chocolate Bill Gateau?
...oh god, i'm ruined
Day 11:
Racoon bite healing nicely. No more pain. In fact I feel amazing today. As if my body were somehow... stronger? My mind... clearer.
Racoon bite healing nicely. No more pain. In fact I feel amazing today. As if my body were somehow... stronger? My mind... clearer.
January 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Day 11:
Racoon bite healing nicely. No more pain. In fact I feel amazing today. As if my body were somehow... stronger? My mind... clearer.
Racoon bite healing nicely. No more pain. In fact I feel amazing today. As if my body were somehow... stronger? My mind... clearer.
In Soviet Russia, dog sets off fireworks to scare YOU
January 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
In Soviet Russia, dog sets off fireworks to scare YOU
Reposted by Yay, Jude
The guy’s image looked so real but I knew it was AI when I noticed his knuckle tats:
𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃
𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃
August 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
The guy’s image looked so real but I knew it was AI when I noticed his knuckle tats:
𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃
𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃
guys guys. 50 Cent's In Da Club is 21 years old. they can finally let it IN DA CLUB
August 6, 2024 at 4:55 PM
guys guys. 50 Cent's In Da Club is 21 years old. they can finally let it IN DA CLUB
is the Mr Burns voice just a Ronald Reagan impression??
July 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM
is the Mr Burns voice just a Ronald Reagan impression??
hey man. lavender does not look good on you
July 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM
hey man. lavender does not look good on you
in an alternate universe, mission impossible stopped after mi:2, but we got 7 vanilla skies
April 13, 2024 at 2:35 AM
in an alternate universe, mission impossible stopped after mi:2, but we got 7 vanilla skies
turkeys are so based
November 23, 2023 at 9:32 PM
turkeys are so based
sad that @ryannorth.ca may never allow a Dinosaur Comics movie adaptation, but at least I can still enjoy my unlicensed T-Rex decal on the rear window of my Ford pickup, relieving himself on the Chevy logo
November 1, 2023 at 4:57 PM
sad that @ryannorth.ca may never allow a Dinosaur Comics movie adaptation, but at least I can still enjoy my unlicensed T-Rex decal on the rear window of my Ford pickup, relieving himself on the Chevy logo
I hate typing on my phone's touch screen. it's so mildly awful. like an oh so subtle form of torture, inflicted upon us by Steve Jobs as a cruel joke. wait. is this the bad place?
October 26, 2023 at 2:42 AM
I hate typing on my phone's touch screen. it's so mildly awful. like an oh so subtle form of torture, inflicted upon us by Steve Jobs as a cruel joke. wait. is this the bad place?
shirts in the top drawer
and socks go in the bottom
what a sharp dresser
and socks go in the bottom
what a sharp dresser
September 20, 2023 at 3:04 PM
shirts in the top drawer
and socks go in the bottom
what a sharp dresser
and socks go in the bottom
what a sharp dresser
crying at the heist
boss was in a mood again
goons have feelings too
boss was in a mood again
goons have feelings too
September 18, 2023 at 3:29 PM
crying at the heist
boss was in a mood again
goons have feelings too
boss was in a mood again
goons have feelings too
Indiana Jones says he hates the Nazis like he had a bad experience with a Nazi roommate years ago. "ancient relics on the couch again Fritz? they belong in a museum!"
September 12, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Indiana Jones says he hates the Nazis like he had a bad experience with a Nazi roommate years ago. "ancient relics on the couch again Fritz? they belong in a museum!"
Indiana Jones says, "Nazis! I hate those guys!" like it's a unique personality trait. oh, you don't like Nazis, Indy? how do you feel about Mondays? please Dr Jones give us your hot take on rude people
September 12, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Indiana Jones says, "Nazis! I hate those guys!" like it's a unique personality trait. oh, you don't like Nazis, Indy? how do you feel about Mondays? please Dr Jones give us your hot take on rude people
This fall, Kermit the Frog spills all the tea in:
Muppet Boston Tea Party
Muppet Boston Tea Party
September 6, 2023 at 4:42 PM
This fall, Kermit the Frog spills all the tea in:
Muppet Boston Tea Party
Muppet Boston Tea Party
ordering Door Dash and Uber Eats at the same time, hoping to witness a meet-cute on my doorbell cam, "oh man this will definitely make it into their vows!"
September 5, 2023 at 6:08 PM
ordering Door Dash and Uber Eats at the same time, hoping to witness a meet-cute on my doorbell cam, "oh man this will definitely make it into their vows!"
the whole world, rushing to make "All Star" puns today, much to the chagrin of dearly departed Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell
STEVE (rolling in his grave): the world WAS going to roll me... that guy called it
STEVE (rolling in his grave): the world WAS going to roll me... that guy called it
September 4, 2023 at 4:22 PM
the whole world, rushing to make "All Star" puns today, much to the chagrin of dearly departed Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell
STEVE (rolling in his grave): the world WAS going to roll me... that guy called it
STEVE (rolling in his grave): the world WAS going to roll me... that guy called it
blimps are pretty cool. did you know there's only 25 in the world. when they made the 25th blimp that was a good year
September 4, 2023 at 4:01 PM
blimps are pretty cool. did you know there's only 25 in the world. when they made the 25th blimp that was a good year
starting my villain arc by serving guacamole on a mound of shredded lettuce
September 3, 2023 at 10:42 PM
starting my villain arc by serving guacamole on a mound of shredded lettuce
Reposted by Yay, Jude
Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag.
*suspect puts face in hands*
Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED
*suspect puts face in hands*
Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED
August 18, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag.
*suspect puts face in hands*
Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED
*suspect puts face in hands*
Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED
Jerry told Kramer one time that he shouldn't waste time scrubbing "every nook and cranny" when taking a shower. "just soap your top half, let gravity handle the rest." Kramer was too kind to say it, but Jerry Seinfeld is a filthy bachelor. just wash your legs, Jerry, you disgusting animal
August 26, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Jerry told Kramer one time that he shouldn't waste time scrubbing "every nook and cranny" when taking a shower. "just soap your top half, let gravity handle the rest." Kramer was too kind to say it, but Jerry Seinfeld is a filthy bachelor. just wash your legs, Jerry, you disgusting animal
lending out the car
is this how I had the seat?
never will I know
is this how I had the seat?
never will I know
August 24, 2023 at 2:35 PM
lending out the car
is this how I had the seat?
never will I know
is this how I had the seat?
never will I know
just me, the ghost that haunts your used car, forever adjusting and readjusting the driver's seat. while I lived, I could never get it right again after lending it to Dennis that one time. my unfinished business
August 24, 2023 at 2:34 PM
just me, the ghost that haunts your used car, forever adjusting and readjusting the driver's seat. while I lived, I could never get it right again after lending it to Dennis that one time. my unfinished business