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Bigboy Robinson
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what're we watching, some kind of Home Movie?
Pinned
looking for mutuals

the office
White Noise (10 hours)
peanut butter jelly sandwich
outside
grilled cheese sandwich
the matrix
houses
hot dog (?)
the saddest plate of cajun cheese fries ive ordered at cookout
December 27, 2024 at 9:31 PM
autumn sun (not my recipe, from a bar in downtown raleigh)

0.75 oz fernet
0.75 oz genepy
0.75 oz lemon
0.75 oz maple syrup
shaken + strained

oh my god this is actually the best thing ive ever made
come over if u ever wanna try i finally have all the ingredience
December 27, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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POOH: [on Prozac] I meal-prepped some overnight oats. Want some?
EEYORE: [on Wellbutrin] yes
December 24, 2024 at 5:33 AM
things im leaving behind in 2024:

drama 🙄
toxic people 🤐
Draugar the Time Thief
steve carrell might also be stuck back there idk i cant really come back for him
December 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM
walter white would be a proponent for semen retention if he was still alive
December 22, 2024 at 5:21 PM
EVERY FUCKING QUESTION WE ASKED THE TV ALEXA WOULD ONLY RESPOND WITH A FART
fun fact if ur tv shows this it won't stop farting at u
December 21, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends
theonion.com/unrealistic-...
December 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
what do u guys want for christmas im about to head out to the store
December 19, 2024 at 6:22 PM
the raleigh leafblowers visited our neighborhood for 2 minutes and gave up 😭 we live on Cursed Land
December 17, 2024 at 6:25 PM
who remembers barking at the mailman 🤣😆😅😂 #90snostalgia
December 17, 2024 at 5:12 PM
(flag gets thrown, the referee comes down the field)

from the earth. he shall return. Krongar. 200 year penalty. still first down.

(the many eyed tentacled commentator): ohhh you hate to see it, temporal banishment right at the 25 yard line
December 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
[the moment im no longer sick]
oh man! now that im well, the possibilities are endless! i could do a chore, or another chore, or i could do this one chore ive been putting off, or i could work remotely outside my normal hours, or i could do a chore
December 17, 2024 at 5:00 PM
not sick anymore who wants to see how many backflips i can do before i become unconscious
December 17, 2024 at 4:53 PM
being sick with a messy room makes me feel like a naked beast in a cavern with bones and skulls leading back to where im sleeping
December 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
i dont post about work on here cuz it would just be a bunch of shit like "when the pH indicator gives me an unexpected result"
a man standing next to a box that says " fragile "
Alt: a breaking bad scene where walter is saying to jesse "what is wrong with you? why are you BLUE?"
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 8:40 PM
@youngiowa.bsky.social just learned evaporated milk and condensed milk were not the same thing everyone throw tomatoes at him im sellin em for a nickel each
December 12, 2024 at 12:25 AM
fuck.
With protested override, NC lawmakers sap power from governor, attorney general, other incoming Democrats

The Republican-led House completed the override of Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper, making Senate Bill 382 law. The measure is expected to be challenged in court.
With protested override, NC lawmakers sap power from governor, attorney general, other incoming Democrats
The Republican-led House completed the override of Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper, making Senate Bill 382 law. The measure is expected to be challenged in court.
www.wral.com
December 11, 2024 at 10:01 PM
CANES WIN MF!!!!!!
hockey players on the ice in front of a banner that says discover
Alt: STORM SURGE BABYYY
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December 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
the first time ive ever seen a $17 beer. making history. #gocanes #takingacartoonishlylongstrawandstealingbeerfromthecart
December 10, 2024 at 11:39 PM
yo who let the durham bull in here #gocanes
December 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
headed to a canes game in a bit yall pray for my wallet
a hockey goalie stands in a locker room with the nhl can be seen in the corner
ALT: a hockey goalie stands in a locker room with the nhl can be seen in the corner
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2024 at 9:51 PM
i will have 2 children. one will be named fred. the other, durst. they will bear the names much like 2 men on the either end of a horse costume.
December 10, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Little Timmy Jr. has been crying for 3 days. The decisions we make as parents are tough.
More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
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December 10, 2024 at 8:39 PM
mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you 😔..."
December 10, 2024 at 5:51 PM
this is seriously the best creature to have roamed this earth.
December 10, 2024 at 5:39 PM