John
@jsamqua.bsky.social
Film enjoyer. Sportsball guy, Chiefs, Royals, Bucks. Speech and Debate coach. Devoted dog dad. Twitter refugee.
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"Sure, there are the mass killings in Durthang or near the Black Gates. But Sauron is actually trying to modernize Mordor and promote amicable relationships with various other lands, so what’s a little light genocide here and there?"
Why I Have Chosen to Perform in the Mordor Comedy Festival
“A comedy festival in the capital of Saudi Arabia has become a cultural flash point as major comedians face criticism for accepting seemingly lucra...
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October 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"Sure, there are the mass killings in Durthang or near the Black Gates. But Sauron is actually trying to modernize Mordor and promote amicable relationships with various other lands, so what’s a little light genocide here and there?"
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Do you think Jesus used hair gel
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Do you think Jesus used hair gel
Dude. What the hell? The chiefs have never looked worse. (Yes I know they have, I just mean in this era)
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Dude. What the hell? The chiefs have never looked worse. (Yes I know they have, I just mean in this era)
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
I hate the amount of AI slop NFL Network is using in its promos and on NFL GameDay morning. Hire an actual artist! #nfl #NFLNetwork #GameDay
September 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I hate the amount of AI slop NFL Network is using in its promos and on NFL GameDay morning. Hire an actual artist! #nfl #NFLNetwork #GameDay
Jk. It's going to be a long season.
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Jk. It's going to be a long season.
Ok. I get why people hate us. #chiefskingdom
September 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ok. I get why people hate us. #chiefskingdom
That said. The chiefs are historically a better 2nd half team. #chiefskingdom
September 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
That said. The chiefs are historically a better 2nd half team. #chiefskingdom
Speaking as a chiefs fan, I genuinely don't know how we're a top tier team. I don't know what's happening here. We look terrible. There a few glimmers of hope but overall we cannot catch the ball. #chiefsvchargers #youtube #nfl
September 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Speaking as a chiefs fan, I genuinely don't know how we're a top tier team. I don't know what's happening here. We look terrible. There a few glimmers of hope but overall we cannot catch the ball. #chiefsvchargers #youtube #nfl
Not an ad. But if you're trying to organize a bunch of your daily tech needs then you need to get a peak design tech pouch. I have a whole portable battery, wired ear buds, a few cables, the hiby r4, and a power cube. It fits everything, zips up, and there's room for more.
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July 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Not an ad. But if you're trying to organize a bunch of your daily tech needs then you need to get a peak design tech pouch. I have a whole portable battery, wired ear buds, a few cables, the hiby r4, and a power cube. It fits everything, zips up, and there's room for more.
#peakdesign
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Need to turn the DJ's mic down and GloRillas up. #WNBA #Allstargame
July 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Need to turn the DJ's mic down and GloRillas up. #WNBA #Allstargame
Woof. This Jazz Chisholm performance at the Derby is underwhelming to say the least.
July 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Woof. This Jazz Chisholm performance at the Derby is underwhelming to say the least.
I tire of Pat McAfee. Hate his energy.
July 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I tire of Pat McAfee. Hate his energy.
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Well, Well,Well, Not So Easy To Find A Government That Doesn’t Suck Shit
By King George III
By King George III
July 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Well, Well,Well, Not So Easy To Find A Government That Doesn’t Suck Shit
By King George III
By King George III
Catching up on Everybody's Live with John Mulaney. Currently watching "Cruises". I love the format where we have the musical guests right after the monologue.
Showcasing Kim Gordon and Kim Deal was an awesome choice!
#netflix #johnmulaney
Showcasing Kim Gordon and Kim Deal was an awesome choice!
#netflix #johnmulaney
March 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Catching up on Everybody's Live with John Mulaney. Currently watching "Cruises". I love the format where we have the musical guests right after the monologue.
Showcasing Kim Gordon and Kim Deal was an awesome choice!
#netflix #johnmulaney
Showcasing Kim Gordon and Kim Deal was an awesome choice!
#netflix #johnmulaney
It is actually bonkers that I have to pay an additional 2.99 a month for ad free Amazon Prime Video. Like bro, don't I already pay you guys $120 a year? What's that going to? You couldn't just not play ads. During the season 2 finale of Invincible there were 10 ad breaks.
March 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It is actually bonkers that I have to pay an additional 2.99 a month for ad free Amazon Prime Video. Like bro, don't I already pay you guys $120 a year? What's that going to? You couldn't just not play ads. During the season 2 finale of Invincible there were 10 ad breaks.
Invincible has quite a few things going for it. But wow this sound design is crazy. I'm watching season 2 ep 4. (I'm behind) and when Mark gets punched in the cave you almost feel the crunch.
March 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Invincible has quite a few things going for it. But wow this sound design is crazy. I'm watching season 2 ep 4. (I'm behind) and when Mark gets punched in the cave you almost feel the crunch.
I get that Dame is one of the better players on our team, but man he doesn't really clutch up in key moments. We have to see what others can do. Green, Prince, hell even Sims or Porter. Our defense was nonexistent most of the game. The magic are an incredibly beatable team. #bucks #nba
March 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Things are going well in the mavs organization! @theathletic.bsky.social
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March 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Things are going well in the mavs organization! @theathletic.bsky.social
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I love Sean’s “keep making films for the big screens” mantra which he has made a trademark on the Anora festival and awards circuit but the bit about parents sharing films in theaters with their kids felt especially resonant tonight. Do this, please. If theaters are meant to survive, they need kids.
March 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I love Sean’s “keep making films for the big screens” mantra which he has made a trademark on the Anora festival and awards circuit but the bit about parents sharing films in theaters with their kids felt especially resonant tonight. Do this, please. If theaters are meant to survive, they need kids.
In all fairness I haven't watched The Brutalist yet, but I mean... Does it have an opening sequence like this? #dune #oscars #thebrutalist
March 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In all fairness I haven't watched The Brutalist yet, but I mean... Does it have an opening sequence like this? #dune #oscars #thebrutalist
Once they had trouble figuring out what to do after Daniel Craig, I sort of knew it was the end of era. I haven't been all that impressed with how Amazon produces content beyond a couple of gems. Great tribute to the Broccolis and Bond at the #oscars.
March 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Once they had trouble figuring out what to do after Daniel Craig, I sort of knew it was the end of era. I haven't been all that impressed with how Amazon produces content beyond a couple of gems. Great tribute to the Broccolis and Bond at the #oscars.
Spoke too soon, perfect Oscar's ballot is over. #oscars #bestcostumedesign
March 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Spoke too soon, perfect Oscar's ballot is over. #oscars #bestcostumedesign