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J.R.R. Doctor-Baby
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Bad ideas haver
10 y o: I’m gonna live forever building ROBOTS! 😃

40 y o: I’m gonna live FOREVER building robots 😩
July 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Did dentists do like… some kind of infernal deal to be considered so special that universal healthcare doesn’t cover them?
July 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Dang man, the body ain’t even cold @killthecomputer.com
July 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The Tesla diner menu lists its bacon as “Epic bacon,” in case you got confused about whether these guys were giant losers
July 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Bullshit. Didn’t happen
July 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Thinking of the way Finish people say “sauna” and getting hot and bothered
July 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Hey I just feel that this should not actually be happening
Dr Assal Rad—

"You can see her cover her ears and start running as soon as she hears the sound of an incoming Israeli strike.

"Palestinian children have become so used to bombs falling from the sky because the world has normalized their slaughter."
July 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
About 20 guys a day making a single social media post for the next few weeks: I’m not involved in sex trafficking at all by the way
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Take a look at a shrew. A tiny little rodent thing. And yet SHAKESPEARE would have you believe taming it is significant in some way? Ridiculous.
July 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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A big part of social media is the Secondary Hobbies. You need mutuals who have a harmless additional interest that you will otherwise never learn about, but you kind of root for it to work for them. I hope you do enjoy the new issue. Your needlepoint looks great. I'm +1ing for you
July 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hell yeah they played “Would?” At the Rink bar let’s goooo
July 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Buffalo may have the worst hockey team in the NHL but by GOD I like their wings
July 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
“ripped Bob Odenkirk” was not something I ever expected to see let alone contemplate. Mr Show’s well-dressed jokester Bob Odenkirk? Ripped? What are you talking about!?
July 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Yep I reckon the choices are good!
July 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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If 25% of the population believed that a creature called ‘Glonzo’ caused high power prices by chewing through transmission lines, any competent politician would be negligent in not trying to find a way to exploit this. This doesn’t mean that these people wouldn’t be fucking morons.
November 9, 2024 at 12:01 AM
The fact that people can charge more than $0.50 for a post-mix drink is what proves capitalism is deeply evil
July 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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not very persuasive | patreon.com/lubchansky
July 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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"They can't all be bangers", I say reassuringly to myself as I hit send on my 11,000th consecutive non-banger
July 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Howl’s Moo Deng Castle
July 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Neon Genesis Evangenesis
July 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I have gotten hella horny for eating pepper which is cool because like, it’s pepper! It’s so easy to have!
July 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I’m a car driver and what you quaintly refer to as “the bike lane” is actually a little treat for me. A special little extra bit of road just for me that I can use by deploying the magic of my emergency lights!
July 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hell yeah I’m into “Sleep Token” - a token which you can exchange for getting to go to sleep
July 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It’s kinda funny how the international rules based order is “if the US agrees.” Real tough luck if you’re an exception on that
July 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hmm! Perhaps Queenslanders and New South Welshpeople should stop worrying about “State of Origin” and start concerning themselves with “State of Organ.” Is the organ at the Cathedral of St Ouen, Rouen in France in its best condition? What of the organ at Freiberg Cathedral in Germany?
July 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM