jrmcconvey
@jrmcconvey.bsky.social
Writer/kraken. Battening upon huge sea-worms in his sleep.
Books: False Bodies (2024), Different Beasts (2019). Raptors faithful. He/him. www.jrmcconvey.com
Books: False Bodies (2024), Different Beasts (2019). Raptors faithful. He/him. www.jrmcconvey.com
Seeing Norm finally get to be a superstar is awesome. Raptors legend. Understand the grind!
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Seeing Norm finally get to be a superstar is awesome. Raptors legend. Understand the grind!
2030, NYC:
"Actually we don't call them 'city-owned grocery stores,' they're called 'valdunjas' because of the cats, this is the only place in the world you can call them that."
"Actually we don't call them 'city-owned grocery stores,' they're called 'valdunjas' because of the cats, this is the only place in the world you can call them that."
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
2030, NYC:
"Actually we don't call them 'city-owned grocery stores,' they're called 'valdunjas' because of the cats, this is the only place in the world you can call them that."
"Actually we don't call them 'city-owned grocery stores,' they're called 'valdunjas' because of the cats, this is the only place in the world you can call them that."
Let's not forget that Dick Cheney didn't save all his evil for public office; he was an all-around terrible person
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Let's not forget that Dick Cheney didn't save all his evil for public office; he was an all-around terrible person
This is excellent. Anything by John Vaillant, in fact.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is excellent. Anything by John Vaillant, in fact.
From the National Maritime Historical Society:
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
From the National Maritime Historical Society:
Me waking up this morning
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Me waking up this morning
Good God's Urge, 1996
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Good God's Urge, 1996
Great reading list for October. I'll add my novel, False Bodies, for those who like tentacles and brine.
October 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Great reading list for October. I'll add my novel, False Bodies, for those who like tentacles and brine.
I see where this is going
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I see where this is going
On the unlikely chance anyone on here lives in South Etobicoke, I'll be smashing these with DADMOTORFINGER at Long Branch Social House tonight.
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
On the unlikely chance anyone on here lives in South Etobicoke, I'll be smashing these with DADMOTORFINGER at Long Branch Social House tonight.
Depends if you like Zeppelin, but this was great
September 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Depends if you like Zeppelin, but this was great
I mean, not *always*
August 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I mean, not *always*
Morning reminder to read Canadian. FALSE BODIES is the winner of the 2025 Next Generation Indie Book Awards for horror.
You like New England? Try Newfoundland. You like Whalefall? Try Squidfall. You like Jack Reacher? Meet Eddie the Yeti... just don't call him that. #booksky
You like New England? Try Newfoundland. You like Whalefall? Try Squidfall. You like Jack Reacher? Meet Eddie the Yeti... just don't call him that. #booksky
August 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Morning reminder to read Canadian. FALSE BODIES is the winner of the 2025 Next Generation Indie Book Awards for horror.
You like New England? Try Newfoundland. You like Whalefall? Try Squidfall. You like Jack Reacher? Meet Eddie the Yeti... just don't call him that. #booksky
You like New England? Try Newfoundland. You like Whalefall? Try Squidfall. You like Jack Reacher? Meet Eddie the Yeti... just don't call him that. #booksky
Lurker at the threshold
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Lurker at the threshold
Grilled cauliflower, peppers, onion and pineapple, papas fritas, griddled tortillas, garden salad, side of guac.
July 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Grilled cauliflower, peppers, onion and pineapple, papas fritas, griddled tortillas, garden salad, side of guac.
STOP. Platter time: chopped garden lettuce, kale, spinach & parsley; radishes; cukes; cherry tomatoes; sprouts; canned tuna; olive & pecan gremolata; za'atar-dusted halloumi croutons.
July 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STOP. Platter time: chopped garden lettuce, kale, spinach & parsley; radishes; cukes; cherry tomatoes; sprouts; canned tuna; olive & pecan gremolata; za'atar-dusted halloumi croutons.
I declare it the Summer of the Platter. Fresh mozzarella, roast beets & squash, crisp fried onions, pearl barley & couscous, honeyed pecans, basil chiffonade, chopped parsley, pomegranite seeds. Olive oil, honey, red wine vinegar. S&P.
July 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I declare it the Summer of the Platter. Fresh mozzarella, roast beets & squash, crisp fried onions, pearl barley & couscous, honeyed pecans, basil chiffonade, chopped parsley, pomegranite seeds. Olive oil, honey, red wine vinegar. S&P.