Jacob
jpthomas1996.bsky.social
Jacob
@jpthomas1996.bsky.social
Video game completionist 🏆
Currently: Metroid Prime 4
Musician 🎸🎹
Avid Reader 📚
Currently: Heretics of Dune
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
That Rob Reiner news is just awful
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Everything is really shitty.

But what if we could make it even shittier?
Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose.
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Kinda weird that Jack Daniels like doesn’t exist anymore here. Weird feeling buying something iconic your whole life and it randomly gets deleted
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’m gonna try to get into hair metal this year
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Flying vehicles are a cool sci-fi idea, but they are a very bad idea
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Playing so many Doom games has changed my vision of what I want Metroid Prime to be, but I fear my vision would never be accepted by Nintendo
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hey
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m against cash bail in Ontario, but if we ever get bail bonds, I’m totally becoming a bounty hunter
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tim Horton’s, please stop removing all of my favourite things from your menu to make room for your shitty pizzas
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What ever gypsy cursed me, please undo it
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Am I a radical because believe people should be able to do what they want, believe what they want, marry who they want, do what they want with their bodies, put what they want in their bodies, and call themselves what they want?
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The A&W in Val Caron, ON can suck my nuts
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I feel like people increasingly denigrate “girl boss feminism body positivity” of the 2010s without remembering what it was a response to
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Cracks me up how you could just replace Venezuela and Venezuelans with Iraq and Iraqis and it’d be indistinguishable from something written in 2002
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I watched Persona. I’ve loved Bergman’s movies so far, but I don’t think I really “got” this one. Will have to rewatch it I think
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We were both craving intimacy and affection, but neither of us were going to commit to each other. It was one of the best arrangements I’ve had in my life
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My Angus Please Stay
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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It is particularly galling that Trump is calling for the execution of people who actually served honorably in the military, while he took a bone spur exemption and famously boasted that his Vietnam was dodging syphilis in 70s New York.

Just a historically loathsome figure by any measure.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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President Trump has called for Democrats to be executed for sedition. The voters expect Democrats to come to the table with a real counter-proposal and negotiate a mutually acceptable compromise. That’s doing politics the right way.

-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trump just called for democratic lawmakers including a senator to be hanged and all the articles are like “Trump suggests Democratic lawmakers’ video may have been criminal”.
The media are complicit in his ability to hold onto power.
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM