John
jpterra.bsky.social
John
@jpterra.bsky.social
I’ve had sweet “cornbread” that tasted great. But I wouldn’t dunk it in chili, therefore it wasn’t cornbread but corncake.
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That table deserves nothing less.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Of course. It’s a Honda.
September 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I snorted.
September 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yeah. The font seems more modern than the real answer.
August 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
1989
August 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is a sci fi future we were promised.
July 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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3. Your small dog should get training. Yes, that dog in particular.
July 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You need to start using it in the cringiest ways you can. Rob the word of its power.

Like setting a controlled burn ahead of a forest fire.
July 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
2 indexes!
The “If I had a nickel for every time. I’d only have two, but it’s weird that it happened twice” meme applies here.
July 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Steely Dan was right: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvz0...
Only A Fool Would Say That
YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I remember using the cigarette vending machine for my mom. That’s right there used to be cigarette vending machines.
July 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’s pretty hard to determine that a random bit of code won’t lose data, get hacked, or summon nasal demons.
July 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Software too! I know software engineering is the one profession everyone is ok with AI replacing, but there’s a huge difference between software that looks like it works and software that actually works.
July 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Reconstruction 2: Electric Boogaloo
June 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think it’s another version of “show don’t tell”. Show me the moral within the story; don’t tell me and take me out of the story.

The kids cartoon thing works (to the extent it does work) because it’s usually at the end of the episode and is summarizing the episode’s message.
June 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He can maybe bribe enough of the cabinet into using the 25th amendment. They hate him but they don’t hate money
June 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Thanks
June 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Do you have a link to the turtle ramp? Our idiot (pictured) would love that.
June 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Tim Apple failed the Lando test.
May 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM