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im not ok, im jp

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my spotify wrapped is finally here.
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Don't forget to Pokémon Go to the Polls today.
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I answered a single question survey and got this sticker
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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@bitesu.kawaii.social just saw this on rednote lmao
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie has joined the One Million Watched Club on Letterboxd 🧽

#SpongeBob
#Letterboxd
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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happy birthday Weird Al 🥳
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Good news everyone, you can eat your kid's Halloween candy this year.
September 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I can't believe my lowkey obsession with trains was because my ma didn't take Bayer.
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Thank God we still got the Library, Kanopy, and our Uncle's Dirty Magazines as untainted sources of entertainment.
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sitting in an automatic recliner in the cinema gave me survivor's guilt.
A ★★★★★ review of The Long Walk (2025)
Sitting in an automatic recliner in the cinema gave me survivor's guilt.
boxd.it
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If the neighborhood chad can lather beef tallow all over their face without question then I should be able to do the same thing with a double cheeseburger.
September 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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film twitter
September 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Not becoming an overnight billionaire really grinds my gears.
September 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Much like my polyamorous friends, I too like five guys.
September 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Featured in Voyage LA
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August 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
RSVP or Donate at Partiful partiful.com/e/gfUKnmyEFo...
June 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't envy the man who was at the urinal during an earthquake.
May 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy April Fools.
Your Rent is Still Due.
April 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Coyote vs Acme has been acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for distribution!

The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.
March 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I will watch this film a hundred times and you should too.

@hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social
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March 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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the nightly ritual
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
@myfoolishjouney13.bsky.social:
Want a skittle?

Me:
No thanks, watched the commercials, I've seen what it does to people.
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Featured in Shoutout LA.
Give a read, a follow, like n' subscribe, and don't forget to tip your waiters.
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March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I barely think, therefore I kinda sorta am.
March 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM