James M
@jpmencaitaro.bsky.social
Over trained and under qualified grocery store worker. they/them.
I love when I come in and I ask who was working my section, because they made serious mistakes, and get told "Nobody touched it." Okay, well somebody better tell Odysseus his ass is grass when I find him. Smartass thinks that'll work twice?
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I love when I come in and I ask who was working my section, because they made serious mistakes, and get told "Nobody touched it." Okay, well somebody better tell Odysseus his ass is grass when I find him. Smartass thinks that'll work twice?
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One of my goals this year is to start getting royalties on my lesbian spy game, so if you want to mess with the French monarchy, kiss women, and win sword duels, pick up If It Please the Court while it’s on discount for a few more hours!
store.steampowered.com/app/1385260/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1385260/...
Save 30% on If It Please the Court on Steam
Seduce and surveil as a sexy spy! Gather intel, or gamble on love in Versailles! Who will catch your eye: a spymistress, a poet, or a traitor to the king?
store.steampowered.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
One of my goals this year is to start getting royalties on my lesbian spy game, so if you want to mess with the French monarchy, kiss women, and win sword duels, pick up If It Please the Court while it’s on discount for a few more hours!
store.steampowered.com/app/1385260/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1385260/...
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"Think you the alignment of some celestial orb as it spins through the cosmos sets the tone of our lives?" scoffed the giant. "Mortals make our own destiny."
"You could have simply said 'Happy New Year, too' you Hyborian weirdo," his coworker grumbled.
But only after Conan was well out of earshot.
"You could have simply said 'Happy New Year, too' you Hyborian weirdo," his coworker grumbled.
But only after Conan was well out of earshot.
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 PM
"Think you the alignment of some celestial orb as it spins through the cosmos sets the tone of our lives?" scoffed the giant. "Mortals make our own destiny."
"You could have simply said 'Happy New Year, too' you Hyborian weirdo," his coworker grumbled.
But only after Conan was well out of earshot.
"You could have simply said 'Happy New Year, too' you Hyborian weirdo," his coworker grumbled.
But only after Conan was well out of earshot.
I cycle through the same two quick travel points before changing maps again.
"God damn, I hate Ohio..." I mutter.
I'm playing Fallout, I'm actually having fun.
"God damn, I hate Ohio..." I mutter.
I'm playing Fallout, I'm actually having fun.
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I cycle through the same two quick travel points before changing maps again.
"God damn, I hate Ohio..." I mutter.
I'm playing Fallout, I'm actually having fun.
"God damn, I hate Ohio..." I mutter.
I'm playing Fallout, I'm actually having fun.
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
As flattering as it is that my younger coworkers regularly forget how old I am I have be careful about how I remind some of them. Not everyone makes a shocked pikachu face when you point out that "someone young enough to be my kid" includes them.
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
As flattering as it is that my younger coworkers regularly forget how old I am I have be careful about how I remind some of them. Not everyone makes a shocked pikachu face when you point out that "someone young enough to be my kid" includes them.
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Just found out someone drained my bank account. Still trying to find out when, but bank isn't going to refund me until they investigate. Need to pay rent. Anything helps.
www.paypal.me/InternetDrag...
venmo.com/u/gaydragong...
ko-fi.com/gaydragongirl
#transcrowdfund #MutualAidRequest #mutualaid
www.paypal.me/InternetDrag...
venmo.com/u/gaydragong...
ko-fi.com/gaydragongirl
#transcrowdfund #MutualAidRequest #mutualaid
Pay Samantha Dragon using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/InternetDragonGirl and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just found out someone drained my bank account. Still trying to find out when, but bank isn't going to refund me until they investigate. Need to pay rent. Anything helps.
www.paypal.me/InternetDrag...
venmo.com/u/gaydragong...
ko-fi.com/gaydragongirl
#transcrowdfund #MutualAidRequest #mutualaid
www.paypal.me/InternetDrag...
venmo.com/u/gaydragong...
ko-fi.com/gaydragongirl
#transcrowdfund #MutualAidRequest #mutualaid
My wife keeps "psp psp psp"ing to get my attention, like I'm a cat, and I'm so annoyed with myself that it constantly works!
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My wife keeps "psp psp psp"ing to get my attention, like I'm a cat, and I'm so annoyed with myself that it constantly works!
Went out and got my septum pierced on tuesday, because I needed the dopamine so much.
You have no idea how much that part of your face moves until you get stabbed there, and the constant sneezing that makes me cry a little most of the time is hilarious.
You have no idea how much that part of your face moves until you get stabbed there, and the constant sneezing that makes me cry a little most of the time is hilarious.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Went out and got my septum pierced on tuesday, because I needed the dopamine so much.
You have no idea how much that part of your face moves until you get stabbed there, and the constant sneezing that makes me cry a little most of the time is hilarious.
You have no idea how much that part of your face moves until you get stabbed there, and the constant sneezing that makes me cry a little most of the time is hilarious.
I'm so disappointed in myself.
"She beef on my burrito until I fire sauce" was right there!
"She beef on my burrito until I fire sauce" was right there!
Me, trying to get my half-asleep wife to get up for food: Baby want Bed-rito?
My Wife, trying to get up to eat: Yeah...
Me, holding a plate of taco bell: want it on the nightstand?
Her, not getting up: No...
Me, waiting: She beef on my burrito until I cruchwrap supreme?
Her: No.
My Wife, trying to get up to eat: Yeah...
Me, holding a plate of taco bell: want it on the nightstand?
Her, not getting up: No...
Me, waiting: She beef on my burrito until I cruchwrap supreme?
Her: No.
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I'm so disappointed in myself.
"She beef on my burrito until I fire sauce" was right there!
"She beef on my burrito until I fire sauce" was right there!
Me, trying to get my half-asleep wife to get up for food: Baby want Bed-rito?
My Wife, trying to get up to eat: Yeah...
Me, holding a plate of taco bell: want it on the nightstand?
Her, not getting up: No...
Me, waiting: She beef on my burrito until I cruchwrap supreme?
Her: No.
My Wife, trying to get up to eat: Yeah...
Me, holding a plate of taco bell: want it on the nightstand?
Her, not getting up: No...
Me, waiting: She beef on my burrito until I cruchwrap supreme?
Her: No.
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Me, trying to get my half-asleep wife to get up for food: Baby want Bed-rito?
My Wife, trying to get up to eat: Yeah...
Me, holding a plate of taco bell: want it on the nightstand?
Her, not getting up: No...
Me, waiting: She beef on my burrito until I cruchwrap supreme?
Her: No.
My Wife, trying to get up to eat: Yeah...
Me, holding a plate of taco bell: want it on the nightstand?
Her, not getting up: No...
Me, waiting: She beef on my burrito until I cruchwrap supreme?
Her: No.
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this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Name Her Holy is 50% off as part of the itch winter sale and this is how I’m choosing to advertise that ✨❄️
aubreyennis.itch.io/name-her-holy
aubreyennis.itch.io/name-her-holy
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Name Her Holy is 50% off as part of the itch winter sale and this is how I’m choosing to advertise that ✨❄️
aubreyennis.itch.io/name-her-holy
aubreyennis.itch.io/name-her-holy
Coworker: "you look tired today."
Me: "I am."
C: "oh."
M: "I'm also hungover and not wearing makeup."
C: "oh."
M: "I keep the dark circles so people know I'm ready to kill a man if provoked."
C: "..."
M: *pointing* "you have a customer waiting."
Me: "I am."
C: "oh."
M: "I'm also hungover and not wearing makeup."
C: "oh."
M: "I keep the dark circles so people know I'm ready to kill a man if provoked."
C: "..."
M: *pointing* "you have a customer waiting."
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Coworker: "you look tired today."
Me: "I am."
C: "oh."
M: "I'm also hungover and not wearing makeup."
C: "oh."
M: "I keep the dark circles so people know I'm ready to kill a man if provoked."
C: "..."
M: *pointing* "you have a customer waiting."
Me: "I am."
C: "oh."
M: "I'm also hungover and not wearing makeup."
C: "oh."
M: "I keep the dark circles so people know I'm ready to kill a man if provoked."
C: "..."
M: *pointing* "you have a customer waiting."
A few days after I finished tg3e game for the first time I told a coworker, who is also trans, that was on the fence about playing it that I gave it 6 months from the good ending before Visi cracks that egg.
I also assume the team has a pool running on it.
I also assume the team has a pool running on it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A few days after I finished tg3e game for the first time I told a coworker, who is also trans, that was on the fence about playing it that I gave it 6 months from the good ending before Visi cracks that egg.
I also assume the team has a pool running on it.
I also assume the team has a pool running on it.
To the person who left kudos on a Star Wars fanfic I published in 2019: I hope you're enjoying those expansion packs, and thank you.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
To the person who left kudos on a Star Wars fanfic I published in 2019: I hope you're enjoying those expansion packs, and thank you.
I'm going to need at least two more runs of Dispatch for 100% completion, but I'm honestly surprised this achievement has such low completion. I wonder if people are skipping these levels.
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm going to need at least two more runs of Dispatch for 100% completion, but I'm honestly surprised this achievement has such low completion. I wonder if people are skipping these levels.
Chugged a redbull at 10 this morning and spent the rest of my day craving fireball, it felt like I had tricked my body in to thinking I'm 25.
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Chugged a redbull at 10 this morning and spent the rest of my day craving fireball, it felt like I had tricked my body in to thinking I'm 25.
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spiders are lovely cause you cant tell if theyre having sex or killing each other, and ain't that the goal for all of us
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
spiders are lovely cause you cant tell if theyre having sex or killing each other, and ain't that the goal for all of us
Running for office and the only issue on my platform is that you should get a paid day of medical leave on t blocker day.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Running for office and the only issue on my platform is that you should get a paid day of medical leave on t blocker day.
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What? No, it's not a "mechsplo forcefem" thing – she'd already figured out that she was a girl long before getting into the giant robot. The combat drugs DID however make her gay.
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What? No, it's not a "mechsplo forcefem" thing – she'd already figured out that she was a girl long before getting into the giant robot. The combat drugs DID however make her gay.
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I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt.
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt.
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
My Wife: If only there was some way to stay home and get paid. Oh, wait, there is, but we don't have money for that.
Me: Unfortunately, I've discovered the internet likes pictures of my outfits more than pictures of my tits.
My Wife: Investments, honey, I'm talking about investments.
Me: Oh.
Me: Unfortunately, I've discovered the internet likes pictures of my outfits more than pictures of my tits.
My Wife: Investments, honey, I'm talking about investments.
Me: Oh.
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My Wife: If only there was some way to stay home and get paid. Oh, wait, there is, but we don't have money for that.
Me: Unfortunately, I've discovered the internet likes pictures of my outfits more than pictures of my tits.
My Wife: Investments, honey, I'm talking about investments.
Me: Oh.
Me: Unfortunately, I've discovered the internet likes pictures of my outfits more than pictures of my tits.
My Wife: Investments, honey, I'm talking about investments.
Me: Oh.