John-Paul
@jpkeates.com
A dyslexic genius with a brian the size of a planet.
Retired.
Mostly jokes.
Sixties British male, living in the middle. Slightly left of centre and socially awkward.
#LunchPun #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
Retired.
Mostly jokes.
Sixties British male, living in the middle. Slightly left of centre and socially awkward.
#LunchPun #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
They may be massively underestimating how smart my cats are or overestimating their ability to read.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They may be massively underestimating how smart my cats are or overestimating their ability to read.
October 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
September 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
September 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Someone should be selling flags like these.
September 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Someone should be selling flags like these.
Thankfully, one thing everyone can be confident about is the veracity of Nigerian email offers.
September 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Thankfully, one thing everyone can be confident about is the veracity of Nigerian email offers.
Just overtaken Chris Rea.
September 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Just overtaken Chris Rea.
September 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Try as he might, Alfred could never allow himself to buy master Bruce's birthday card in the section that seemed to call to him.
#Lunchpun
#Lunchpun
September 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Try as he might, Alfred could never allow himself to buy master Bruce's birthday card in the section that seemed to call to him.
#Lunchpun
#Lunchpun
The first answer is always switch it off and back on again.
August 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The first answer is always switch it off and back on again.
He had a long and extinguished career.
August 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
He had a long and extinguished career.
I’m not a doctor, but I’d guess number one is “the prostate”.
Worrying if the answer is different in other countries.
Worrying if the answer is different in other countries.
July 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m not a doctor, but I’d guess number one is “the prostate”.
Worrying if the answer is different in other countries.
Worrying if the answer is different in other countries.
A Niwaki Hori Hori knife isn't something you'd expect to carry around in the street without attracting attention, to be honest.
They're very useful, but they're not something to wear outside your garden.
They're very useful, but they're not something to wear outside your garden.
July 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A Niwaki Hori Hori knife isn't something you'd expect to carry around in the street without attracting attention, to be honest.
They're very useful, but they're not something to wear outside your garden.
They're very useful, but they're not something to wear outside your garden.
"There is no Epstein client list".
July 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"There is no Epstein client list".
Well, it's a bit weird, but...
June 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Well, it's a bit weird, but...
For the criminals, a real “Au shit” moment.
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
For the criminals, a real “Au shit” moment.
