JP
@jpisthedude.bsky.social
Legally required to disclose that I was Mort Crim’s Chump of the Week: 4/12-4/18/2015
Democratic Leadership are constantly in search of the next crowded elevator to fart in.
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Democratic Leadership are constantly in search of the next crowded elevator to fart in.
If you look hard enough and for long enough, you may be able to spot the narcissistic sociopath in this image. Give it a try!
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you look hard enough and for long enough, you may be able to spot the narcissistic sociopath in this image. Give it a try!
This job market is BRUTAL. If things don’t improve, I’m THIS CLOSE to starting my own podcast or, god forbid, joining an improv group. 😔
#jobhunt
#jobhunt
October 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This job market is BRUTAL. If things don’t improve, I’m THIS CLOSE to starting my own podcast or, god forbid, joining an improv group. 😔
#jobhunt
#jobhunt
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
I waited much too long to ask what the whole Blake Lively thing is about and now there seems to be a collective assumption that we all are up to speed and I’m too embarrassed to ask. Friends will find out, as it’s exhausting keeping up the illusion that I’m well informed. I almost welcome it. 😔
February 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I waited much too long to ask what the whole Blake Lively thing is about and now there seems to be a collective assumption that we all are up to speed and I’m too embarrassed to ask. Friends will find out, as it’s exhausting keeping up the illusion that I’m well informed. I almost welcome it. 😔
What kills me about people exercising wholesale hate on K. Lamar's halftime show is the lack of curiosity. Curiosity is built into our DNA and they're out here screaming that they don't understand him, refuse to take time to do so, and using it as a flex? If you're described here, you're boring.
February 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What kills me about people exercising wholesale hate on K. Lamar's halftime show is the lack of curiosity. Curiosity is built into our DNA and they're out here screaming that they don't understand him, refuse to take time to do so, and using it as a flex? If you're described here, you're boring.
With the effects of climate change and late-stage capitalism making daily news a hellscape, I can't help but think back to when (for whatever reason?!) Justin Timberlake was given 4 minute to save the world and wasted it by singing about how he only had 4 minutes to save the world. Now here we are!
January 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
With the effects of climate change and late-stage capitalism making daily news a hellscape, I can't help but think back to when (for whatever reason?!) Justin Timberlake was given 4 minute to save the world and wasted it by singing about how he only had 4 minutes to save the world. Now here we are!
Listening to Randy Newman’s “You Can Leave Your Hat On” for the first time in awhile and thinking: man, this song would be a banger to use for a striptease. Why has no one DONE this yet??
January 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Listening to Randy Newman’s “You Can Leave Your Hat On” for the first time in awhile and thinking: man, this song would be a banger to use for a striptease. Why has no one DONE this yet??
Not to brag, but I just entered a password that meets the security standard of “Excellent” in the little password thingy.
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Not to brag, but I just entered a password that meets the security standard of “Excellent” in the little password thingy.
MANOSPHERE - Derived from the Latin word “manus” meaning “hand”. As in the example: “I have to exclusively use my hand for sexual gratification ever since I entered the MANOSPHERE and became entirely unfuckable.”
November 13, 2024 at 5:09 PM
MANOSPHERE - Derived from the Latin word “manus” meaning “hand”. As in the example: “I have to exclusively use my hand for sexual gratification ever since I entered the MANOSPHERE and became entirely unfuckable.”
Hearing "She's my cherry pie..." and rushing out onto my front lawn with excitement, bounding over my "Come back with Warrant" doormat, is how they eventually brought me down. 🎸⚖️
July 26, 2023 at 12:41 PM
Hearing "She's my cherry pie..." and rushing out onto my front lawn with excitement, bounding over my "Come back with Warrant" doormat, is how they eventually brought me down. 🎸⚖️
I see a lot of buzz about the new Twitter "X" branding, but so far I haven't seen anyone with the opinion that it's possibly the wrong move. Not one to shy away from controversy, I'm just going to come out be the first to ask: "Uhhh...what the heck? Ya know? I'm not so sure about THIS one, Elon!"
July 24, 2023 at 9:00 PM
I see a lot of buzz about the new Twitter "X" branding, but so far I haven't seen anyone with the opinion that it's possibly the wrong move. Not one to shy away from controversy, I'm just going to come out be the first to ask: "Uhhh...what the heck? Ya know? I'm not so sure about THIS one, Elon!"
I just wanted to write you guys a post that touched your soul, ya know?...celebrate Bluesky and get messed the ass up on some damn ass user engagement. 🙏
July 24, 2023 at 4:48 PM
I just wanted to write you guys a post that touched your soul, ya know?...celebrate Bluesky and get messed the ass up on some damn ass user engagement. 🙏