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Legally required to disclose that I was Mort Crim’s Chump of the Week: 4/12-4/18/2015
I honestly can’t understand how there is still a market for a Bill Maher. I can only assume it’s for coma patients when they first wake up to avoid overstimulation?
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Honestly, you must think we’re stupid to post something like this.
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I hope the bag was worth it, Dick. We suckers who voted for you are left with nothing but the lesson that the current democratic party leadership will always fold pocket aces.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Secured the bag on your way out, I guess? Glad the bag of empty promises was worth making the past few weeks of sacrifices by the people who voted for you finanically worthless. Let this be your lasting legacy: selling us out in cowardice.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Looking forward to the next election and the influx of actual progressive candidates looking to occupy your seat. Nothing about this post speaks to your actual actions (or lack thereof). This cowardice falls on you. We’ll move forward without you and your do-nothing and hope for the best leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
...or katydid eggs! :o
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
February 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I feel like getting out from under a sleeping cat without waking them and getting the frustrated "WTF" meow is The Hurt Locker type of high-stakes/high-stress situation. If you can pull it off, you get to be James Bond in the next James Bond thingy.
November 13, 2024 at 5:23 PM
This phrasing made me think of building insides for Hobbits because currently there are hollow voids where their insides would be. And that tourists could pay to inhabit a Hobbit (InHobbit Adventures, LLC??) as something like a Warframe or a Being John Malcovich situation. Really got me thinking.
November 13, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I'd also like to create a stub for further documentation around what these posts are called? Blueies? Blukes? Skyflops? Biskies?
July 28, 2023 at 3:04 PM
THAT’S NO BEAN…

…oh wait. Yea, it’s a bean. Geeze! Whatta bean!
July 26, 2023 at 10:40 AM