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Jason Perlow
@jperlow.bsky.social
Embracing our robot overlords since 2025. I write tech and AI stuff so you don’t have to. Also yell about food professionally. Ex-MSFT, IBM, Linux Foundation, ZDNET. Opinions are mine—not my employer’s, unless they’re brilliant. https://link.tree/jperlow
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pluribus is a depressing nightmare but awesome
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sen Yai Thai Bowl, Davie FL
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So bad
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Can anyone explain why Woodstock is not horrified
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pretty sure Lucy grew up to be Pam Bondi.
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Peter’s Pizzeria, Pompano Beach FL
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
In a divided nation, where leaders crumble and truth is toasted, one man will stand between hunger and history. Sandwich Guy. When the bread breaks, democracy falls.
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sandwiches will fly. Nations will fall.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
ALERT
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Kaizen, Fort Lauderdale FL
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Mai-Kai Fort Lauderdale FL
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Mai Kai Bora Bora Bar, Fort Lauderdale FL
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Let’s Chill, Coral Springs FL
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Embarcadero 41, Coral Springs FL
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Lau Hu Tong, Coral Springs FL
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Las Vegas Cuban Cuisine, Plantation FL
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Crafted in the covert. Approved by the Armorer.

For warriors who follow the Way — but still enjoy the play.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Some teen stole ALL the candy at 8:30PM while we were out. Jerk. ring.com/share/ab9e4c...
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Outstanding
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You sure that isn’t Trump’s NYC apartment
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM