Jason Perlow
@jperlow.bsky.social
Embracing our robot overlords since 2025. I write tech and AI stuff so you don’t have to. Also yell about food professionally. Ex-MSFT, IBM, Linux Foundation, ZDNET. Opinions are mine—not my employer’s, unless they’re brilliant. https://link.tree/jperlow
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Jason Perlow
@jperlow.bsky.social
· Sep 18
When the Mouse Becomes the Empire
One beloved space saga told us how a republic can collapse into tyranny.
Another legendary sci-fi horror franchise warned us about corporations and technology dehumanizing society.
And a universe of...
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Stories once warned us about empires and corporations. Today, those warnings are real. When power meets profit, free expression is the first casualty.
Extract, Transform, and Load (ETL). I never thought I would ever have to build one since leaving IBM over a decade ago. And yet... I built one, using AI. For food inspection data. drive.google.com/file/d/1E153...
South_Florida_Restaurant_Report_20251111_053136.pdf
drive.google.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Extract, Transform, and Load (ETL). I never thought I would ever have to build one since leaving IBM over a decade ago. And yet... I built one, using AI. For food inspection data. drive.google.com/file/d/1E153...
Lots of cloud stuff completely wack tonight. Google especially.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Lots of cloud stuff completely wack tonight. Google especially.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I've been spending my weekend writing Python-based ETL (Extract, Transform, Load) reports using vibe coding in GPT-5 and executing them on Google Colab. For fun. But wait until you see what it does, Florida Foodies. :)
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I've been spending my weekend writing Python-based ETL (Extract, Transform, Load) reports using vibe coding in GPT-5 and executing them on Google Colab. For fun. But wait until you see what it does, Florida Foodies. :)
Pluribus is a depressing nightmare but awesome
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pluribus is a depressing nightmare but awesome
Sen Yai Thai Bowl, Davie FL
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sen Yai Thai Bowl, Davie FL
If you feel like disrespecting your brain, I recommend “Senior Year” with Rebel Wilson
a woman with a surprised look on her face is making a seriously sign
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is making a seriously sign
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November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you feel like disrespecting your brain, I recommend “Senior Year” with Rebel Wilson
Can anyone explain why Woodstock is not horrified
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can anyone explain why Woodstock is not horrified
Pretty sure Lucy grew up to be Pam Bondi.
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Pretty sure Lucy grew up to be Pam Bondi.
Peter’s Pizzeria, Pompano Beach FL
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Peter’s Pizzeria, Pompano Beach FL
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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
In a divided nation, where leaders crumble and truth is toasted, one man will stand between hunger and history. Sandwich Guy. When the bread breaks, democracy falls.
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
In a divided nation, where leaders crumble and truth is toasted, one man will stand between hunger and history. Sandwich Guy. When the bread breaks, democracy falls.
Sandwiches will fly. Nations will fall.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sandwiches will fly. Nations will fall.
“O Hai! Can we talk to you about our lord and savior, Linus Torvalds?”
Just now in front of McMurdo Station. Very rare to see Emperor's come right up to the front of McMurdo Station, especially so early in the summer. #scicomm 🧪
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“O Hai! Can we talk to you about our lord and savior, Linus Torvalds?”
Kaizen, Fort Lauderdale FL
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Kaizen, Fort Lauderdale FL
The Mai-Kai Fort Lauderdale FL
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Mai-Kai Fort Lauderdale FL
The Mai Kai Bora Bora Bar, Fort Lauderdale FL
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Mai Kai Bora Bora Bar, Fort Lauderdale FL
Let’s Chill, Coral Springs FL
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Let’s Chill, Coral Springs FL
Embarcadero 41, Coral Springs FL
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Embarcadero 41, Coral Springs FL
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Crafted in the covert. Approved by the Armorer.
For warriors who follow the Way — but still enjoy the play.
For warriors who follow the Way — but still enjoy the play.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Crafted in the covert. Approved by the Armorer.
For warriors who follow the Way — but still enjoy the play.
For warriors who follow the Way — but still enjoy the play.
Lau Hu Tong, Coral Springs FL
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Lau Hu Tong, Coral Springs FL
Las Vegas Cuban Cuisine, Plantation FL
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Las Vegas Cuban Cuisine, Plantation FL
Crafted in the covert. Approved by the Armorer.
For warriors who follow the Way — but still enjoy the play.
For warriors who follow the Way — but still enjoy the play.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Crafted in the covert. Approved by the Armorer.
For warriors who follow the Way — but still enjoy the play.
For warriors who follow the Way — but still enjoy the play.